Mark H.

About Mark H.

Hello there. I'm here viewing and commenting on videos. I've never made my own content, and there may never be any. I hate to disappoint all of you, but I just don't have the time and interest to start producing poorly-done cheesy videos off my cellphone camera so people around the world (and perhaps on the International Space Station as well; hi up there if you are, and remember that failure is not an option) can make fun of me, my looks, lack of personality, or terrible cellphone camera. I mean, who REALLY wants to watch a bunch of bad ideas strung together. Hell, many of you stopped reading already, knowing there's nothing of any interest whatsoever, you trendy, Starbucks-swilling, SUVing-to-the-mall types! Meanwhile, if anyone is left, here we are. I can only hope at least some of you are women, because I like women, especially when...:AHEM!!: Anyway, that's the end of my speech, and if you'd like to complain about it, please get in line to avoid upsetting anyone else.