Yuletide spouse abuse at it's best. Merry Christmas.
Update 12-24-05: okay, some of you aren't getting it. the song is written to santa by a woman very suggestively asking santa to hurry down the chimney to visit her, a rendezvous one would imagine might not fair so well with mrs. claus. it's not that he liked the song, it's that he was too thick headed to realize this problem, guilty or not, until it was too late.