Trump's Well Trained Matrix Ear Deflects Assassins Bullet

Published 2024-07-15
'Trump' gives the Press a short update following the attempt on his life.

If you enjoyed the video, please leave a like and comment below!
Make sure to subscribe for more impressions and comedy.

*THIS IS COMEDIC SATIRE PLEASE TREAT IT AS SUCH.*

To book John visit www.TheJohnnyDShow.com

#trump #rnc #currentaffairs

All Comments (21)
  • @andrewjohnys
    he was saved becauce someone shouted "Donald Duck!"
  • @MrCmcag1
    Satan said, β€œoh God, please don’t send him yet!”
  • @medusaspupil
    Melania was very close to become a Billionaire sir.
  • @bonniedahl1763
    OMG he is sooo good lmaoπŸ˜‚ if I close my eyes I'd think I was listening to that NUT....πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
  • @slogiraffe
    A National Treasure is what you are, sir
  • @bitey6709
    Get some action from Melania? She's probably the most disappointed of all.
  • @queenrosered
    πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ The Trumpiest Trump ever! Everyone says they've never seen anything Trumpier! πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘‘ 🀣
  • giving it all the seriousness it deserves- none. Yet every dig at trump is cleverly 'trump-factual'.
  • this guy is so underrated, i cant believe it ... he is so goodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • My respect Sir, your healing capability is fascinating πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Trump Van Gogh
  • @ENAIRAMA1
    gold, like alwaysπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€β€ ding ding bing bong, I believe you !!!!
  • @glennsmith1040
    John you are a solid beam of sunshine in a likewise dark American future. Thank you for the humor and laughter. Laughter is a cure
  • @linato1855
    Lol….that man definitely is an endless source of material! πŸ˜‚
  • @petersteen4014
    Now, there's a guaranteed pick-up line, "You have strong, very masculine ears."
  • @alannothnagle
    Pure clairvoyance! Even if Trump doesnβ€˜t end up giving this speech, you can be certain heβ€˜s thinking it! πŸ˜…
  • John, you're routinely spot on, voice, mannerisms and script. But this was next level... simply brilliant. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘