Which Disney Villains Would Make The Best HEIST Crew?

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Hades. For every role. He can pretty much do it all. The Brains: He spent 18 years setting up a plot to overthrow Zeus and take over Mt. Olympus. The Safecracker: He won't just crack the safe. He'll melt it, detonate it, or just teleport into the vault. The Hacker: Same reasons for The Safecracker. Master of Disguise: Being a Greek god, he can take on whatever physical form he needs. The Muscle: He's a god. The Gunman: He can shoot fire from his hands, he can't die and he's the god of the underworld, so he pretty much negates the death aspect of weaponry. The Driver: He can teleport anywhere and I'm pretty sure he can do the same with anyone or anything. The Wildcard: WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!!!

with the dr. Facilier, you can also argue that his shadow can be manipulated into the the safes locking mechanism meaning he can even take it down without ever having to touch the safe and therefore leave no identifying fingerprints.

Honestly, I’m kind of shocked Gaston wasn’t brought back into consideration for gunner. I mean, he was shown as a great marksman, possibly even more than Clayton with “all of his decorating.” And with his charisma, he could probably talk his way through a building across the street to set up a good vantage point.

The only things I could see going wrong are: 1. Cruella’s anger getting the better of her, causing her to crash her car. (Granted unless I’m misremembering the movie, said crash doesn’t kill her.) 2. Chernobog doesn’t see where he could fit into this heist. (After what would a demonic being need money for?)

You mentioned Atlantis and called The Black Cauldron "criminally underrated". Just for that, sir, you get a like.

I think San Yu should actually have been considered for Leader, given, you know... he leads an Army.

I think a better option for the disguiser would be Madam Mim. She is the witch from The Sword in the Stone. She turns into many animals, from harmless to deadly, and all on the fly while she fights Merlin.

Chernobog has a few hold backs, he can only appear once a year and only at night, he would probably just do the whole mission himself, and we don’t know if he ever leaves bald mountain. And he might not be vary trustworthy, if we might believe that he is the leader of almost every Disney major villain.

Scar from The Lion King should definitely be a wild card alongside Chernabog because he’s a wild animal that escaped from a zoo!

I'm so happy to see Amos was in the running for the gunman category. He's a precious bean. I knew Clayton would win of course because let's be honest it's Clayton, but yay one of my favorite characters wasn't forgotten! As for the chance of success for the crew, I pity anyone who's up against them. It was

I feel that Maleficent, while not ideal for the "disguise" role, would be PERFECT as the Wild Card. She's smart, knows lots of magic and curses, and can turn into a dragon in a pinch.

Highly likely that the heist was more about drawing attention away from the massive Chernabog pulling apart a building to grab the loot than any sort of high-stress sneakery.

Here’s a random thought, how do you convince these villains into doing the heist?

Lowkey upset that Oogie Boogie wasn't at least mentioned. I know he wouldn't have been picked either way, but he could have been a third Wild Card option!

Mother Gothel literally told Rapunzel 1) birthdays are a thing and 2) her birthday occurred on the exact same day as the lantern festival, FOR NO REASON, and this directly led to her defeat

More "Heist Crew" series, please, they amaze me

The Gunman spot should've gone to Percival C. McLeach, from The Rescuers Down Under. He's an expert hunter with substantial firearms experience, just like Clayton. But he's much smarter and more levelheaded than Clayton, and far less prone to villainous hubris. He is also probably a better shot, since we never see Clayton cutting a rope by shooting it. Also, he can throw knives if he runs out of bullets. Edit: Also, you know who probably should've at least been CONSIDERED for the Mastermind/Brains role? Professor Ratigan, arguably the ONLY Disney villain actually KNOWN to have planned MULTIPLE successful heists! (I'm not certain whether Alameda Slim's cattle-rustling, Rourke's grave-robbing expeditions, Gothel's baby-kidnapping, etc., qualify as "heists" in the traditional sense.) Also, he shows a meticulous level of detail when it comes to planning ahead that almost no other Disney villain can match. Dawn Bellwether also probably deserves an honorable mention in that category. She's at least smarter than Lady Tremaine, and she has more subtlety and is less prone to biting off more than she can chew than Rourke.

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Animal villains in the team? That's easy: Scar from The Lion King. He's a lion, which makes him strong and agile, and he's smart and manipulative.