Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk

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Published 2012-05-10
Psychic Kenneth Quinn connects Today Now! studio guests with former landlords and friends of work friends who have died for stilted conversations from beyond.

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All Comments (21)
  • @mercster
    "Hey Mark." "Soooo..." "Yeah." Spooky.
  • What would be even funnier, is that if someone didn't remember a spirit that clearly knows them
  • @PrinceJes
    "Do you know --" "She's gone." "Oh 😔"
  • @StarFoth
    The detective guy said he needed to sit in silence for at least an hour This guy does it so much faster
  • @KinEnriquez
    "Non-abusive circus plagued with disobedient animals"
  • @dvdjkaufmn
    "My best friend was sleeping with this guy".. "That was totally him" LOLOL!!!
  • @LePageChannel
    Every actor on every episode is so funny. Where do they find these people?
  • @DoneDragon1
    This is real, you can't act like your talking to acquaintances ghosts like that
  • @apetty5918
    Bahahahahsh! "I have to go" "Me too" OMG THAT WAS DEFINITELY HIM!
  • @klutterkicker
    Something about Mark is so awkward it makes people say "I have to go" when they're sitting in a studio waiting to talk to him.
  • @DragonofDeath4
    Carl says that he'll play golf with Phil later.. RIP Phil.
  • The Onion did most of it’s work during some of the hardest times of the 08 recession and beyond, God Bless you people
  • @Tflexxx02
    "I don't know if you'd really call it closure...."
  • @StoutShako
    Honestly if a medium actually did this, I'd actually give thought on saying it's fake right away. Literally no one has the courage to do something so insignificant -- they look for dead parents and missing children, not your second cousin's great aunt who passed away on the toilet. This is incredible.
  • @sylph8005
    The way they mimicked small talk is insanely accurate!
  • @Quizoid
    He did know that one guy was in finance. 😅 This dude is canonically psychic in the Onion universe.
  • @Katya_Lastochka
    The Onion was 1000x funnier than anything SNL and even Madtv produced. Their creativity was inexhaustible.
  • @adizmal
    This is actually believable compared to all the other psychic nonsense.