Sh*t Toy Collectors Don't Say!

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Published 2022-11-24

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  • You forgot my favorite: "Of course you can put my Star Wars toys in the garage sale, mom."
  • @Daldi564
    That part with the Cheetos legitimately terrified me
  • @drecolizo1
    "Thank God for Ebay scalpers." took me out. 🤣🤣🤣
  • @Larry
    "This Rose Tiko is bound to appreciate in value!"
  • "I don't need to have every figure - I'm fine with just about half of the line." "Wow, I LOVE paying such high prices for vintage figures! They are SO worth it." "I can't wait to give Hasbro an interest free loan for 18 months before I get what I ordered." OK that last one may have actually been spoke out loud by someone.
  • @juan.nassiff
    The Funko one killed me, in my country a lot of “collectors stores” have walls full of funkos and not Star Wars, go figure.
  • @TheCatWatches
    “What’s that new girlfriend? I’m too old for star wars action figures? It’s either you or Boba Fett? Sure, I’ll just shove all this cr*p in a garbage bag and drop it off at a goodwill. I will definitely not regret this decision when we break up four months later!”
  • @ChapMeifan
    I've always had to fight off the women after they find out I collect and customize toys. Thirsty-ass toy women always swooning over my plastic crack.
  • @stephens4175
    I love that all you guys collaborated on this, it was a hilarious treat on thanksgiving
  • @melymel36
    I’m dying! And I’m a collector’s wife 😂 More please!!
  • “Yes I think I have enough toys” that one had me rolling 😂
  • @Diesel0306
    after dropping accessory in the carpet "Well, I guess I don't REALLY need it to be complete, so there's no point in spending 45 minutes looking for that little piece."
  • @CheeseTooth
    That "Sure, son! Go right ahead" had me screaming and grabbing the air.
  • @baraki808
    God I love the new no plastic window packaging from Hasbro. I like my figures missing their heads and accessories. Bonus feature they come pre scuffed with extra dirt.
  • @butataRS
    Haha, feels like a trailer for a family sitcom centered on action figure collectors 😄👏👍
  • @Stygian360
    Ryan reading the paper from BTTF2...the icing on an already beautiful cake.
  • @saps1850
    What about, "I'm sure Hasbro had a good reason to do this."
  • @JeannyMeyer
    “Of course I’ve got enough shelf space/room left…” Those exclusives always break my heart and bank.
  • @a92gsxdsm
    After 2 divorces, 4 kids, and a long Army career I am now a proud 40 year old virgin. Nothing better to me then collecting childhood memories and holding them in my hands again. Happy collecting everyone!!
  • @gez9145
    "I suppose it does make sense Mattel making Grizzlor a limited exclusive.. it's not like that many people want him"