I Tried Goop Products and Got Hurt

From Iron Man’s wife to hurting the star of Hunger Games, Gweneth Paltrow has such skill in many areas

We gotta appreciate Charlie for using products that have 50 tons of nuclear uranium coating.

Its so great for Charlie to give a platform to smaller creators like Gweneth Paltrow

As someone who went through physics therapy that focused on my pelvis, I can confirm that most of the stretches and exercises do infact not feel great. Especially when your muscles and tendents in that area are usually stiff.

charlie reading “upward motion” about 5 times and proceeding to do a downward motion is hilarious

Gwyneth Paltrow’s own “vagina-scented” candle that smells like roses (and accidentally exploded once) is like a merchandisable monument to the old adage “stars are just like us.”

The best part is at 8:05 when the video pans to Matt’s mask that makes him look high strung or like a mad max character with an orange glow and Charlie’s monotone expression in a purple glow all in a dark room. This is like the happy and sad masks that they hang up in theaters. This moment is really just true art.

I love the ominous thud that plays when a product is shown on screen. Really sells the experience, almost like I'm really getting scammed in real time by Gwenith herself

How can Charlie be so ripped with the physique of a god and the frailness of Mr. Glass, he's truly a wonder

I’d like to appreciate how Charlie almost lost his life to the goop for us viewers. Truly one of the videos ever.

Sometimes I'm reminded that Infowars and Goop sell the same supplements with different labelling/marketing, and it brings a smile everytime

Charlie using knock off beauty products while having flawless skin is jarringly funny. The light therapy masks do look oddly cool in a dark room. 😂

Last time Charlie meddled with something involving goo he nearly annihilated his balls so I'm not surprised.

I’ve always had a hard time believing Charlie was short but seeing how small he looks sitting down compared to Matt makes me believe it now

As a person with chronic pelvic pain disorder, I sure hope Charlie never has to experience it. It’s downright awful and ruins one’s quality of life.

Goop is the perfect example of how being attractive can make people more agreeable and trusts you more easily, no matter how stupid your product/idea is.

I really hate that 90% of this is exploiting people’s insecurities and the other 10% is shoddy made medical products you can get better and cheaper from more trusted places. I get the grind set, I’ve made runes and tarot cards before…but this feels different. This feels like creating insecurities that don’t exist, not selling things that people can believe in but is completely optional. You must put this red light on your face and rub in seven different oils or you will look 80 at aged 30. By the way I know skincare is a hobby, and there are a lot of people that have skin problems and need products to reduce discomfort, but these aren’t really sold for the latter. You can do whatever you want, it’s your life, and you’re not exactly harming anything or anyone this way…it just feels like a huge scam when you can use “simple” face cleanser and moisturiser for 10% of the cost, and a whole more effective, better for the skin and better for the planet. Plus, it’s anti allergen.

The audience about to buy these horrible products, Charlie comes in like a shining super and says “Not if I have anything to say about it!” And buys and suffers for us instead truly a awesome moment of all time ngl

this first product, i've actually tried because i have severe issues with parts of my pelvis locking up (mainly where the spine and pelvis connect) and overall after using the product its made me in less pain and more limber/flexible with normal movements like bending over and looking behind me. it's goofy but still works, probably nothing more than what a yoga ball can though lol

Once again, Charlie proves his superiority by surviving Gwyneth Paltrow’s product lineup