Doug's Top 10 Car Stories

I asked my wife if she wanted to watch two hours of me talking. She responded unequivocally “no”.

“My corvette is best corvette because my name isn’t on the title” had me crying 😂

YouTube actually noticed the successes of Doug's stories and sent us the feedback that we should have more car stories that use the word "scam."

"Jiffy is not getting spiffy if you get my drifty" Lost it. Funniest thing I've heard in ages.

Hearing your story about Corvette owners gave me a smile and a story to share . Twenty years ago I was involved with a group of Street Rodders and we would hold a annual car show , each year it got larger and larger and our last year we had over 600 cars there . There was a $20.00 entry fee and each driver would get a goodie bag filled with items donated by local businesses , two free tickets for a barbecue lunch , door prizes , and free judging and trophies for classes . The last year I was contacted by a guy who had a local corvette club and asked if he got his members to attend the event would we waver the $ 20.00 entry fee so visitors could see the high level corvettes on display . I said no but they would still be welcome , he then asked if we had a Corvettes only class for judging . I said not currently but if he brought at least 10 cars we would have one ( I would just need to buy an additional trophy ) . During the day of the show 9 of the club members showed up . We had 3 regulars who drove Corvettes so we had a total of 12 to judge . During the registration several of these drivers were upset that they had to pay the registration fee but agreed if we found them an area where they could park together and still be on the main walkway . After getting some Rodders to move their cars to help us out , we satisfied them . We had a D. J. who played mostly 50's and 60's music because of the age of the car owners . We received one complaint on the music and two complaints on the lunch . You guesses it the Corvette guys . We used 4 judges who would also judge local " World Of Wheels " shows , so they were very good . After the Corvettes were judged the leader came up to me furious because there was only one class . He yelled that there needed to be at least 4 different model classes and trophies needed to be give to the top three in each class . Luckily I had ordered extra trophies in case of any disagreements with the judging . Yes every Corvette there got a trophy . At the end of the day as everyone was leaving and thanking us for the event one of the Corvette guys stopped and took the time to come over and tell me that this was the worst event he had ever attended . There is no way in hell I would do a Corvette car show .

'... it must be the fiberglass fumes that make Corvette guys so hard to deal with...' 😂🤣

So on Corvette owners: I ran my own tow company for almost 5 yrs. Towed for another company before that for about the same. Well I managed to tow for almost every nice mechanic shop in town and some not so nice. ;) So our local hot rod shop kicked me a lot of business and one day sent me Corvette that was broke down on the side of the road here in town. I dispatch my rollback with my second best driver who has a tonne of experience. He shows up and the wife is on the side of the road in tears and the husband is holding her and my driver is concerned and checks in and asks whats wrong? Was there an accident, etc.... Hubby: No she just hates that the car has to get torn up. Driver: Why is it getting torn up? This shop is amazing they produce show quality hot rods. They can handle this basic Corvette. Hubby: No she means from the tow. Driver: Why would it get tore up being towed? Hubby: Well its a Corvette and we know they are the lowest factory cars ever produced, and it cant be towed without tearing up the bumpers. Driver (now smirking): Just hand me the keys and Ill show you how someone lied to you. Proceeds to pull the car up on the bed with sports traps and uses ramps to extend the bed and strap the cars wheels with the cloth straps, etc... She meets him at the shop and is just ELATED. She tips him $20 and is hugging him and the hubby and the shop owner are talking and the hubby tells the owner the story. Owner looks at hubby and says: Do you think I would have sent some moron after your car? Come on man, look around, I dont do crappy work and I dont deal with people that do.

Doug is a master at recalling and telling stories in a way that are interesting to listen to. Him, Ed, and the two Rob's are just about the only people that I could literally listen to talk for hours on end and not feel bored. I literally watched this whole video the whole way through LOL.

Dang I’ve seen all of these but I’m still going to watch these again

His crown vic story gets me everytime😂

I love watching Doug lob Ed Bolian insults knowing Ed's the one behind the camera.

I own a trucking company,its amazing the amount of drivers and everyone else in this industry that think this is acceptable. You pickup on time and you deliver-on time and if you break down you get on the phone immediately.

0:00 The strange world of used Corvette sales 15:36 A teacher vandalized my ultra-rare Aston Martin 28:40 Exotic Car Shipping Nightmares 38:50 I was the car flipper manuracturers hate 46:22 Can I run a Nigerian scam on a car scammer 1:07:50 Cops keep trying to tow my exotic cars 1:18:00 I'm not laundering drug money I'm trying to buy a Craigslist Corvette 1:27:22 My craziest police encounters 1:38:50 5 Car scams so good even dealers get screwed 1:52:17 The worst car to buy your teenager is an ex-cop car

Holy crap 2 hours flew by. Love those car stories.

Two hours of car stories? That is the perfect way to start my Saturday morning!

4:22 This is the best RCR impression I've ever heard. I mean, it's the ONLY RCR impression I've ever heard, but that doesn't diminish the spot-freakin'-on-ness of it.

"Still a little too clean for Ed." I got a good long laugh out of that.

9:17 dry wall screws 😂

Good old “educators that sealcoat “

“Not including Bitcoin” 1500$ in Bitcoin 4 months ago would’ve been legendary lol