Emergency Storytime w/ Danny Gonzalez - Very Really Good #187

tom 100% killed that spider

Turns out 85% spiders die in the molting phase, not bc molting is difficult for them, but bc Tom goes around killing them. The 15% are the ones that got away

as a tarantula owner here’s my theory: while tarantulas are molting they’re really vulnerable & if anything touches them they can die very suddenly. it’s recommended that you take any bugs/food out of the tank as soon as it starts so they don’t accidentally bump into the spider and kill it. since you said there were grasshoppers in the tank at the end (more likely they were locusts or crickets), one of them probably bumped into the spider & killed it while it was molting. alternatively the other tarantula might’ve picked up a gun & killed it, also very likely!!

THIS GIRL WENT THROUGH HELL. her pet died and one of them was like "its just a spider" and another guy is like "oh no its still alive! oh wait no its not" LMFAO

I cannot imagine the emotional turmoil of holding your dead baby tarantula in your hand while one pissed acquaintance says it’s just a spider and his equally pissed YouTube celebrity friend hangs over the tank pretending it’s still alive 💀

Somehow Danny looks almost eerily normal while Kurtis looks like he’s starting a cult in the 70s

As a fellow Canadian, "I don't know if we have a constitution" is the most Canadian sentence ever uttered.

i don’t like spiders either but i would NEVER say “it’s just a spider” to someone who had one as a pet that died, tom is truly a wildcard

Danny's marriage vows: "till concert do us part."

I love how Danny made a story that he could have told in 5 minutes into a 40 minute thing- and I was entertained the entire time

True adhd energy is explaining a story to your friend and stopping to explain what the constitution is

It's really funny when you guys talked about being afraid that people will call you out for being wrong about tarantulas being able to shoot hairs (which they can) while talking about porcupines shooting quills (which they can't)

just imagine your holding you dead spider IN YOUR HANDS, grieving, and this man who you barely know is tapping at the tank telling you he sees it in there.

the theory that the boyfriend let tom pick up the baby tarantula, it died, and they both had to continue the night trying to hide this fact from the girlfriend sounds like an episode of a sitcom

I 100% thought the spider was going to escape and Tom was going to whack it with the expensive violin

when Danny asked if "you guys" have a constitution I thought he meant in Kurtistown, not Canada

I love how Danny had to explain what molting was in terms of SpongeBob for kurtis to understand lmao

the whole spider thing is crazy but i'm still laughing at danny giving his health card to the bartender

After reading so many of the comments I have a theory: Tom and the boyfriend go see the spider (maybe by tom's suggestion) and try to feed it a cricket (since the boyfriend presumably didn't know the spiders as well as her) probably meant for the violent one, they put in the cage and when nothing happens leave. Based on the comments of the video, the cricket probably took advantage of the spider's vulnerability and killed it. Cut to the end of the night, Danny and Tom are about to leave but Tom wants to try to see the spider move one last time, they see it's dead and Tom immediately puts the pieces together. He wants to leave but is afraid that saying something will prompt the boyfriend into revealing what they did so he leaves it to Danny, who is innocent, and then calls the woman weird and underplays her grief as a way to ignore his guilt. On the other hand she is so wrapped up on it being dead that she doesn't even notice the cricket, maybe her boyfriend got rid of it before she could put two and two together. ............or violin shot the baby with it's gun

as soon as he said "We gotta go" my head immediately went back to that video where Danny & Drew reviewed Instagram viral videos and that ones guys catchphrase was "I 👏🏼 GOT 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼GO"