"Just Roll With It: Riptide" Moments That Live In My Head Rent Free
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Published 2021-12-27
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The Bois -
Grizzly - youtube.com/user/GGrizzelly
Bizly - / @bizlybebo
Condi - youtube.com/user/ElusiveCrawfish
Charlie - youtube.com/user/Slimecicle
THE PATREON - www.patreon.com/JustRollWithIt
Guests Featured -
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Pokay - youtube.com/c/Pokay
Schlatt - youtube.com/c/jschlattLIVE
JoCat - youtube.com/c/JoCat
Please, if you haven't already, check out this amazing ass campaign. I ended up needing to cut out quite a bit in order to make a video that was under 40 freakin' minutes, and this conglomeration of out of context clips cannot do this series justice.
Intro song: "Schmove" by Shady Cicada - • schmove.
Outro song: "Hole in Your Heart" by Gillion and the Tidestriders - • The Hole in Your Heart | Just Roll Wi...
Chapters because YouTube automatically added them and they were a bit messed -
0:00 Intro
0:47 “Oh, you have a gun to my head.”
0:57 Grizzly’s little baby dice
1:02 “…a knighted bitch.”
1:22 Clorten doubles his bet
2:31 Jay and Gillion attack Chip
2:45 “BALD!”
3:14 “So you better kill me now”
3:40 Betty shits in packages
4:01 “I put it in my mouth.”
4:24 “But Chip… it is my d e s t i n y.”
4:33 Gillion nearly leaves the campaign
5:08 Bizly and Condi hate each other IRL
5:36 Charlie/Gillion draws his sword
5:48 “That’s right, baby, I’m built different.”
6:20 Desire Daddy
6:58 “Destiny is a funny thing…”
7:13 “Dice are funny like that sometimes”
7:28 “Do you trust me?”
7:38 Duke Duke D. Dukem, Duke of Dooke
7:48 “I just wanted to know the way home…”
8:05 Earl takes Gillion’s coral
8:22 Why does Jay know Primordial??
8:57 De-stoning Chip
9:18 “I’m never mean to anyone.”
9:34 Gillion feeds Dugon
9:42 “I’m the king, respect my f**king privacy.”
10:00 Gillion stops a giant ball
10:19 “No wonder everyone I ever loved left me”
10:25 “He says have a blessed day”
10:47 “HEY FREAKSHOW!”
11:06 “How badly do you want Chip to die?”
11:28 “I am dying in all ways imaginable…”
11:38 Gillion introduces himself
11:50 “I cast DOMINATE BEAST.”
11:59 Charlie rolls a 0 against bald men
12:36 Old Lady Jay attacks Caspian
12:54 “I’m only twelve…”
13:14 Gillion has a G U N
13:37 amogus
14:00 “Is the ocean an open container?”
14:16 “Omigod, he’s Italian”
14:24 “This is a completely controlled fall.”
14:45 Jay is Condi’s sweet summer child
15:07 “Stop asking for advantage.”
15:22 “I’m gonna attack myself.”
15:47 “Is puberty evil, DM?”
16:12 Jay speaks Primordial
16:25 Jillion
16:34 Tastrius sinks (slowly) into the sea
17:27 Julian the Groomer
18:04 La Alma peaces out
18:38 “Leave the bag of pretzels”
18:56 Lizzie gives Chip a drink
19:14 Clorten’s hitman briefcase
19:35 “You suck! I hate you!”
19:46 “Do you want me to tell you how you die, metal man?”
20:02 “My name… is NOT Bizly.”
20:18 “GILLION!” “JOHN!”
20:27 The Natural 20 Kiss
21:14 “He is on complete display.”
21:39 Gillion knights Duke
22:08 “Seari”
22:50 The DM Smile
23:04 “Polygamy is punishable by death.”
23:28 The post office is evil
24:02 Gillion vs. a cat
24:30 “PSYCH, roll initiative!”
25:16 The crew starts a pyramid scheme
25:42 [insert that one vine here]
25:51 “You wanted them to HURT me!”
26:02 “SKIBAMBAY.”
26:26 crying and laughing
26:56 “Take no survivors!!”
27:09 “Quit giving the players money, Clorten!”
27:37 Jay’s knock knock joke
27:48 Jay feels like the only sane one
28:30 This Choice Will Have Consequences
28:48 “Jay, I think you’re ugly and no one will ever love you!”
29:01 “We just took an oath to f**k shit up…”
29:23 “All I did was tie pants around stuff and die.”
29:27 Getting hurt for the DM
30:03 “What do you really want…?”
30:24 “Why are you judging my accents?!”
30:49 Duke is never wrong
31:06 “Do you need help getting home, miss?”
31:26 To the Riptide Pirates!
34:08 Outro
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All Comments (21)
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To all the people who were hoping for a 2022 edition/part 2 to this video, I have some bad news: Unfortunately, the computer on which I do my editing work has been slowly dying over the past year, and it has gotten to the point where I’m pretty sure it will combust if I do more than back up my files off of it. To be fair to the ol’ boy, it is over a decade old. So until I can get a replacement computer, the 2022 edition of JRWI moments that live in my head rent free will have to be put on hold 😅 All that being said, I wish all of you guys the best. Stay swarfed :]
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Charlie's raw emotion when he rolled a 0 on initiative against bald men holding scissors and razors, begging the DM to not make him bald is so funny to me
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"Gillion nearly leaves the campaign" that ages very poorly
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Another more recent one is “How did you three get to be worth so much?” “Heroism, or as some like to call it- violent crime!”
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chip and jay having a heartfelt moment with condi cyring and then john just saying 'YEAH.' like nothing was happnening is so funny to me
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"honorless? You call me honorless?" "Then prove me wrong, prove me wrong" I got chills, like the last time
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Everything after publishing this video has just been me re-listening to JRWI and thinking “dammit, I should have added that moment.”
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"so you're duke Duke d. Dukem the Duke of dooke?" "D U K E"
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23:23 "You must guard the eggs until they hatch." SO THE UNDERSEA PEOPLE DO LAY EGGS-
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I just realized there’s so much untapped comedy potential from smash cutting these clips, like 27:37 is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
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what makes the clip at 20:04 so much funnier imo is that’s it’s the opening to the episode RIGHT after they revealed the Ollie twist. Like Bizly’s “cause I don’t wanna be him anymore” is just pure REGRET FOR HIS ACTIONS HDKANDNDN
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26:02 I love how it’s just a clip of King Gillion being hilarious, and then immediately cutting to Jay freaking tearing our hearts out
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"TAKE NO SURVIVORS!" Gillion: "YEEES!"
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grizzly talking about his little baby dice is my favorite thing on this earth
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also every single moment with king gillian is genuinely my favourite like the amount of shit he says in primordial that no one can hear except jay is so funny
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Julian the Groomer STILL has me fucking dying
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"a knighted bitch" is enough to motivate me to binge through the rest of Edison kingdom today!
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Clorten has the ultimate power to summon endless briefcases
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Can I just mention how Condi literally looks like he's about to cry when giving the speech at 26:26
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You know someone is chaotic when they have a real life sword
