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Bro badger turned himself into a spartan. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Fun Fact: Canonically, the final mission was actually countless hours long, and involved 6 taking on an entire Covenant army, including wraiths and air support, and only succumbing after being mortally injured by a barrage of plasma fire and overwhelmed by Ultra and Zealot class elites, and even managed to kill four of them on the way out. He is only one of 2 Spartans to ever reach the "Hyper Lethal" Classification for a UNSC Spartan, the other being Master Chief (obviously). 6 Was a goddamn force of nature.

Fun fact, Jorge is actually from the spartan 2 program like master chief, which is why he's an absolute unit compared to the rest of the spartan 3s

The covenant's reasoning for glassing Reach "I don't like them" "The colony is right there"

I do like how Grouse is consistently represented by literally any humanoid with a Dallas mask

“Badger, mind telling me what you’re doing in that Reach server?” “Sir, armor loc-“ (gets punched into explosive demise)

"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun" Felt.

12:34 I love that badger didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to jump there. The path goes down further to a point where you can slide down the wall harmlessly and you can kill the elite.

Fun fact: Jorge was born in Pálháza in Reach, named afeter the real life Pálháza in Hungary, so, "hoarhay" is technically the correct way to say his name

“Ive been flashbanged by words” is a great way to describe badgers content

"Mind telling us what are you doing, Badger?" "Sir, trashtalking while armor lockin-"

Something i just noticed is that Badger's model keeps his right arm blown up for the rest of the video after the grenade detonates in it, pretty neat

Fun fact: I was actually chillin at a Disney resort when I watched this and this man single handed made round meal into existence. Without badger, roundmeal would never come to Internet culture. Truly a legend

Actually, Reach came out during that glorious period when Bungie was granting eternal permission to use their music, so you can use whatever you like.

"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun." The fact that that sentence is as true as it is

“This is a good part right? Nobody dies.” (The next second) Kat dies due to shield failure 4:51

I just realized Badger's spartan's suit stays damaged for the rest of the video after it gets damaged.Hats off,Dear Slavic Mustelidae.

"Why is Jorge so big?" He's an S-II. Fucker is in a whole separate leaderboard.

Fun fact: Jorge is only 7’4” out of armor, his armor makes him 8’ tall.

So a fun factsfor Badger, Jorge is actually a Spartan-II which is the same class as the Master Chief who he trained with, while the rest of Noble team is Spartan-IIIs and funnily enough, even though he looks gigantic, he’s not the tallest Spartan that would be Kurt who is also a Spartan-II at over 8 feet tall. The second fun fact is that Spartan-IIIs like the Majority of Noble team were actually created to be suicide squads and normally were given cheaper armor but some teams were given Mjolnir like what you see them wear in the games, but that was reserved for the more effective teams and Noble was so effective that they survived all deployments until Reach where Thom (the first Noble 6) died during a battle depicted in the Trailer, then during the events of Reach all of Noble except Jun died as intended. Third is that Jun who escaped Reach later retired and instead became a recruiter and instructor to the later Spartan-IVs from the best within the UNSC military.