I KILLED My Neighbors With My Voice! | Suck Up!

"If I wasn't about to bite her face off, this woman would adopt me!" Gotta be one of the best opening lines!

Man we are so lucky MatPats not an evil vampire in the medical field

After how he tricked Grandma Maude, Mat should have introduced himself as "Dr. Acula."

Ash explaining what rizz is to MatPat is pure gold

Mat's explanation of why "medical professional" is the ideal job title to be held in both trust and esteem by your peers is the kind of psychological, video game-related content that makes me love video games

I love how you can easily tell the difference between how MatPat plays this game and comparison to how others play the game

Going from watching Charlie Slimecicle fumble around to MatPat fully scheming is hilarious

Watching matpat play this so smoothly after watching so many youtubers struggle is kinda satisfying

This video just proves that MatPat is smart enough to get away with murders

I love how meticulously matpat and ash are planning basic conversation

When AI takes over matpat is going to talk his way into them sparing him💀

MatPat's improv skills are shining bright here, and I'm all for it!

Going from "Vlad Tepesh" to "Trevor" is so perfect and I don't think it was even intentional xD

All this game is teaching me is be wary if MatPat ever knocks on my door 😂 he got the sales pitch down

"We should go with the name Trevor. Trevor lastname..." BELMONT, THE ANSWER WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU

A game about keeping a conversation going, I think this is the scariest game Matt ever played on this channel.

I watched someone struggle so hard with that old lady, and matpat has practically been adopted

I love how you can cheese the whole game by just doing a: saves your life

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You should always ask your neighbors if they’re vampires