STOP Beating Your Meat with this Tasty Treat! THE DARK HISTORY OF GRAHAM CRACKERS
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Published 2022-09-01
Welcome to the Dark History podcast. Some things are just meant to be together. Peanut butter and jelly. Milk and cookies. Graham crackers and masturbation? Yep, you read that right. Because without masturbation we never would have graham crackers. In today’s episode, we’ll talk all about how one man’s mission to stop people from whacking it, led to the creation of the tasty, cinnamon-y treat. Don't be a whacker, grab a cracker.
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CHAPTERS:
INTRO: 00:00
MR SYLVESTER GRAHAM - 03:19
MR PASTOR SYLVESTER GRAHAM - 06:39
GERMS JUST WEREN'T A THING - 11:06
DON'T BE A WHACKER, GRAB A CRACKER - 19:04
CHOLERA? I HARDLY KNEW HER - 23:13
THE PROSTI-TOT TEST - 26:41
DIY CIRCUMCISION - 30:39
GRAHAM GOES ON MOBILE - 35:03
HERE COMES THE BUTCHERS AND THE BAKERS - 38:24
A RIOT IN BOSTON - 42:57
GRAHAM TAKES A STEP BACK - 45:45
CONCLUSION - 50:53
Dark History is an Audioboom Original.
This podcast is Executive Produced by:
Bailey Sarian, Kim Jacobs, Dunia McNeily from 3arts, Kevin Grosch, and Claire Turner From Made In Network
Writers: Katie Burris, Allyson Philobos, Joey Scavuzzo and Bailey Sarian
Research provided by: Ashley Spurgeon
Shot By: Tafadzwa Nemarundwe
Edited by: Lily Young
Post Supervisor: Kelly Hardin
Production Management: Ross Woodruff
Hair: Tony Ibarra
Makeup: Jill Powell
I'm your host -- Bailey Sarian
Special thank you to Historical Consultant: Adam Shprintzen, PhD
Read more of Adam’s work here:
uncpress.org/book/9781469626529/the-vegetarian-cru…
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All Comments (21)
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“Let me tell you how I got here” definitely needs its own merch
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Don't get me wrong, the WHOLE podcast episodes are fire, BUT the little weird stories in the beginning where Bailey explains how she got to thinking about the topic are the absolute BEST! I always get a kick out of it and wonder if it's actually true or she's just making it up. Lol.
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Who knew the creator of Graham crackers would be so on point with a lot of the modern health knowledge we have? You learn something everyday.
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I doubt you’ll see this. I’m currently going through a broken engagement. Through this time I’ve been watching your videos and they have helped me so much in taking my mind off the heartache. Just wanted to say thank you 🥺
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Please publish The Dark History book. Once you get about 50 chapters, take your audio transcripts, put it into print, and publish with all the facts and sources in the back index. 😉 I would 100% buy it.
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Bailey should really publish this dark history book in the future!! Bedtime stories for the little kids!! Hahaha keep going love this season!!!
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Bailey! You forgot to mention Grahams' friend, another member of his church Mr. Kellogg, who invented cornflakes for the same reason as Grahams' crackers and was also pro-circumcision!!!
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Can we just appreciate the rabbit holes Bailey falls down cause I would never think of things like this 😂😂
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I binge watch Bailey so much, my husband right now, is that "Ms nay nay" 😅 hilariously cute. Have a great day y'all ❤️
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“ I didn’t think so Barbara, get that ketchup off the table “ I’m dead 🤣🤣
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“You didn’t touch yourself while we were gone, did you?”😂
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If you put marshmallows and chocolate chips in a waffle cone and set that over a fire, you can have smores without thinking of Graham 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 love you Bailey!!
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How... can GRAHAM CRACKERS have a dark history?!?! Leave it to Bailey to find out!
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I mean she isn't wrong. She is our favourite person 💚🐉
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You should definitely make a “Bailey Sarian” trivia game
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MM&M Monday is the cornerstone of Bailey's immense success. It's a difficult thing to be involved with like that ongoing unless you do something to ward-off the potentially depressing effects. Hopefully, Bailey will, because we LOVE MM&M Mondays!!!🌹🌹🌹
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Every time she said butchers and bakers my brain added "and candlestick makers" lol. Did you look into the history Kelloggs bran flakes. Very similar. John Kellogg was very against self love.
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Been with you since before you were even doing true crime! We love you Bailey!
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THE ENDING OF THE STORY IS THE BEST. the petty thing hahaha the vengeance I love it 😍
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And think, now those saucy lil graham crackers are contributing to the delinquency of....well everyone. Covered in that tempting sugar and cinnamon! Or those evil, evil S'mores!!! Those sweet treats of melty chocolate and gooey marshmallows, held together with those sweet and sassy graham crackers... OH MY!!!! 😂😂😂
