The Acolyte - Episode 1 - I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This…

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Published 2024-06-09
The Acolyte has kicked off on Disney Plus. The first episode is NOT the worst abuse Disney has inflicted on the franchise, but its best ideas are undermined by sheer incompetence, while all evidence suggests this could be the show that finally kills off Star Wars as a serious franchise.

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All Comments (21)
  • Saying the acolyte is “safe for black people” Has got to be one of the most demeaning things one can say about black people.
  • @sethkaicer319
    Anakin blew up the death Star and Queen Cleopatra is black, these are undisputed facts.
  • "Wanna watch a 35-minute Star Wars show?" "Not a chance in hell." "How about an hour and a half Little Platoon dis video of that same show?" "Hit the Play button."
  • @PelemusMcSoy
    "Nerds are gay!" "But some nerds aren't gay and they feel threatened by it!" Gosh, isn't this the same group of people that say any marginalized group feels threatened by something that isn't them?
  • This show cost more than DUNE 2! Correction, Dune 2 was 190 million and The Acolyte was 180 million.
  • @nunyabiznes7446
    "A jedi only draws their lightsaber if they're prepared to kill." Every jedi ever when confronted with a dark environment: "Time for murder"
  • @swa7169
    One of these days we're going to find out that Disney is a giant money laundering operation and people in the future will say "well, duh, you really thought they spent $180M on a show like this? Just LOOK at it!"
  • @SlenderMan801
    Most of the budget probably went straight to Lesley’s bank account. Just imagine what dirty little secrets she knows, having worked for Weinstein.
  • @smallcd
    "Mae is dead. I saw her die." "Mae is alive." "I believe you." $180 million budget, folks.
  • @thesrow1056
    When your actors brag about being fans but clearly have never viewed the movies
  • They felt that, " A Jedi doesn't draw her weapon unless she intends to kill, needs a torch, or wants to look cool." Was just too clunky.
  • @robonator2945
    Damn, he literally learned an entire fucking language just to act in The Acolyte. I don't know whether to complement the dedication or mourn it as a minor tragedy.
  • @Nexus_Hives
    Beginning of the end? It's already ended. They are just puppeting a corpse.
  • @sortedevaras
    Big ups R2D2 for finally transitioning and then becoming a lesbian. Stunning and brave.
  • @Randomcorpse
    Carrie-Ann Moss as a jedi is a such a strong selling point and Disney is like: "I have the goose that lays the golden eggs! Who wants to eat roast goose?"
  • @therealPingTing
    What a strange time we live in. If I had told my 6-year-old me, that one day, I will enjoy it more to listen to people criticizing Star Wars, than watching the thing itself, he would think I had totally lost my mind.
  • @jaded5957
    Disney are literally trolling the fans at this point. What a bizarre way to run/ruin a billion-dollar company.
  • @julietdelta9
    The part I never got was they thought she killed a jedi master, so they sent a brand new knight and a padawan.
  • @jmace2424
    How the lines should have gone: “Attack me with all your wits.” “Jedi do not attack the unarmed.” 🤣