Cursed texts from Grandmas
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Published 2022-08-16
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My grandmother once messaged me “The Egg 🥚” It was so ominous and it’s the only message she’s ever messaged me.
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the grandma who thought their grandkid could somehow help harry styles get out of california is so precious. sat there seeing that an international celebrity is facing technical difficulties and thinking “hmmm he needs my grandchild”
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"Twin towers. Hope they get to you" was the most horrifying in context message in my opinion
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While my maternal grandmother has sent out some funny texts, none of them have been "cursed." But one of the funniest things she ever asked about her phone was, "Why are my apps jiggling?"
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From my Grandma: "Why is the stove shaped like your head?" The stove was normally shaped. A cube. I got roasted by my grandma.
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My grandma messaged me "behind you" at 3am one day. I messaged her asking what does this mean, she never responded to my text. Still shook to this date.
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"I AM GRANDMA." truly pure inspiration to become a grandma
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''Twin Towers, hope they get to you'' Sounds strangely threatening but also an insult, somehow
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My grandmother had polio as a kid so she can’t really move around, so my uncle got her an Alexa in hopes it’d help her out. Instead we get a panicked phone call at some ungodly hour because it wouldn’t stop playing dubstep.
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When my grandma discoverd GiF's were a thing, she used them non stop. She would send a text saying ''I left my cane at walmart again" then proceed to send me a gif of two racoons hugging each other, then a child with a horrified look on their face then send the racoon GIF again. She really enjoys the concept of gifs
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One time, my grandma just texted me "zucchini" with no context. I asked my grandma about it later and she acted like it never happened
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I once texted my Great-Uncle a happy birthday text and he said “Thank you, nothing. No bite no turtle no fish, jumping, nothing, onto the next spot.” Apparently he was fishing.
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I wish Matt was a voice in my head, reading my texts, narrating my actions, all that
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Grandmas always come up with the weirdest/most unsettling things. I once cracked a short joke at mine(I'm 6'2 and she's like 5'1) while giving her a hug as I was leaving her house and my in-her-70's grandmother looked me dead in the eyes and said she'd knee me in the crotch so hard I'd have testicles for teeth. I had no idea how to process that.
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4:27 I think she just meant “look out for animals” 💀
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One time I was helping my grandmother clear out her storage space and I found her school yearbook from 1944. I love old vintage and antique stuff so I went to my grandma and was like “Grammy, this is so cool its your yearbook!” and without hesitation she went to the back of the book and listed off all her peers that have died. Getting old is hard y’all lol
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“I am Grandma” That sounds like something a wolf would say.
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My family runs an auction company, doing mostly online sales. My grandmother absolutely insisted that she should run our Facebook page. One time she let autocorrect do its thing and she posted a message that read simply “ONLINE ACTION, AUCTION SUCTION.” It’s since jokingly become our family motto.
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I love how much passion he reads the text like “ MAYONNAISE “ that’s super funny 😭 ✨
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This reminds me of when I was sick at school and my parents couldn't pick me up, so I called my grandma. I said "is this grandma?" She said "I'm somebody's grandma. Who's this?" 😂
