pov: you fell asleep first at the sleepover

Jack: "Hey John, Billy fell asleep first, let's prank him!"
John: "Oh I know, let's preform neurosurgery! I heard he had a brain tumor."

Dont you just hate it when your homies replace your heart with a pig's when you fall asleep?

The funny thing is is that both these procedures are LIFE-SAVING. Your bros literally saving your life at the sleepover.

these are such great friends, they literally saved his life :D

Friend 1: "Yo, we removed that brain tumor and gave you a new heart while you were asleep for being such a noob! Haha!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, you now also have a prolonged life expectancy of about 20-30 years more, loser!"
Me: "Tha-thank you?"

When you fall asleep first in a sleepover and you have a brain tumor and the bois give you free surgery:

"Haha we took out your brain tumor!"
"Oh my god THANK YOU!"
"WAIT, SHIT!"

that song brings back memories

>falls asleep
>friends cure undiagnosed brain cancer
>friends replace diseased heart
>0$
Where are these friends?

The fact we've figured out how to swap out someone's heart without killing them is pretty amazing.

Thanks for removing the styrofoam ball from my brain guys 🙏

Calmly puts stitches on heart

No wonder I woke up feeling 10x better thanks guys 😊🤙

“He’s gonna be sooooo mad when he wakes up”

Me removing the cottage cheese i stored for later: 0:03

0:00 — We incise the skin and open the skull
0:04 — We make a hole and then cut the flap to open the bone
0:06 — We replace this bone later
0:07 — We also open the dura to see the underlying brain tissue
0:09 — When the tumor is located, a microscope and minor surgical instruments are inserted
0:12 — We first remove the inner part of the tumor until we reach the edges
0:14 — We must take care of the safety of the brain when the tumor is completely removed
0:18 — We close the dura tightly
0:20 — We replace the flap, fix the bone with microplates, and stitch the skin

Jokes aside, respect to the people who do this, this is genuinely so cool

“Snitches gets stitches”

i have watched so many of these that i can do a heart transplant

Man i can't believe falling asleep first during a sleepover caused my friends to save me from a brain tumor i am still greatful to this day.