Wheelchair Sam

Brings a whole new meaning to "The mountains don't give back what they take"

This is 100% accurate to that one part of that song

Someone please see this, I wasted half an hour coming up with the lyrics for a full version: My legs are broken The kneecaps were stolen I’m forever bound to a chair! I’m half quadriplegic That means paraplegic I can’t seem to feel my legs! Can’t go to that place! There’s just a staircase! There’s no elevator I see, My legs don’t work right I can’t stand up and fight, The only thing I cannot feel There will be crutch-es The man in the mirror sobs instead The only one left Will ride upon the wheelchair’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they break, Oh no there will be crutch-es It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my mobility, I’ve stopped walking at this point To climb the ramp in front of me I must turn this big chair’s wheels Looking upward at the staircase height And not deserving for my legs to die! Edit: The full version from the same person just came out, so go watch that. The lyrics are different but some are really good, so I added them to mine

We need a full song to this hilarious masterpiece

here are the lyrics - MY LEGS ARE BROKEN THE KNEECAPS ARE STOLEN I'M FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIR =========================== I'M HALF QUADRIPLEGIC THAT MEANS PARAPLEGIC I CAN'T SEEM TO FEEL MY ------------LEGS---------

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS CHUCKLEHEAD!

Senator Armstrong vs President Legweak

This reminds me of when I was in school and they had us all playing wheelchair basketball in PE for a day, despite my whole class being able bodied. Anyway, the teacher pulled me aside and chastised me afterward because I sang "I'm a paraplegic" to the tune of "I got a feeling" during our game

THERE WILL BE WHEEL CHAIR

I want a full version

Just get some cybernetic legs bruv

please I need a full version of this song

Whoever sang this remix absolutely nailed it

I love how Wheelchair Sam falling off the building wasn't part of the script but he decided to include it for the hell of it

This goes me rolling on the floor with laughter

As requested by a lot of you guys, I was able to make a full version with the help of some good friends. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/LNPqe4Cr8Gs

"IM FOREVER BOUND TO A CHAIR" - jetstream sam

"Took on a entire cartel with no legs"

Sam is depressed until he realizes that he literally has a robotic arm and can just get new robotic legs

My brain is broken the neurons are stolen im forever bound to dumbness