RPG Game Logic
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Published 2020-06-23
Music
King Kaiyo - melodic
Oddwin - 19
All Comments (21)
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"Are you injured?" "No" "What you need food for?" Had me DEAD LMAO
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Shop owner: "No returns." Me: reloads save file
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RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".
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Master arvacado.
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RPG logic: Buy price: 80,000 Sell back price: 100
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“Why didn’t I buy the boxing gloves. I’m so stupitt. Why was I even born?”
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“It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂
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Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!
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"can i return it PLEASE" "sure, ill buy it back for 10 red gems"
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“Pick anything you want!” “There are only 3 items” “We swap them out daily” “BRO JUST SHOW ME YOUR STORAGE”
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Bruh. The part where he said “it’s just for display” is so accurate. They be having like 50 swords on the wall, but when you open the shop menu, you get a knife and maybe a bow, as opposed to the big ass sword chilling on the wall.
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“You don’t be in the forest… the hidden palaces and whatnot!” I love the delivery of this line 😂
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"I require the strongest of potions." "Yes but, unfortunately you're not high leveled enough to handle its potent."
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I was waiting for him to sprint at the merchant with the still-sheathed katana and just beat the hell out of him with it
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This is one of my favorites, that “w h a t s w r o n g ?” is devious lmao
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I thought the bit was gonna end with him buying the sword, then finding a "compare stats" option and finding out the boxing gloves have way higher stats or something. 😂
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instead of “no returns”, he should’ve said “i’ll buy that back for 800 red gems.”
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The moment when you realize that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist
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Just a quick tip, but you really should've gone for the slippers. They have a hidden effect called "Emotional Damage" that stuns enemies for 3 seconds. In the early game, it's extremely useful.
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I died at “go ahead and grind up with that little broken dagger you got”
