I'M DANNY! /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!
Published 2020-03-31
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All Comments (21)
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I always know a rap is going to be quality when the first line ends with '...and I'm here to say"
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You have to appreciate the innovation on display here. If you can't get actual black people to appear in your video, you can always just make your own!
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That poor casio was made just to play its drum demo
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What I absorbed from this video: - He's Danny - Some stuff about how drugs are bad or whatever - He's Danny
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The ventriloquist is thinking to himself "I can't wait to get home and do a few lines."
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The quality of the puppets varies so much I thought this was a compilation at first.
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Danny doesn’t say anything about cannabis.
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I used to be on the Danny team. Then I got traded to the Orioles. Their coke is amazing!
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I'm sorry, what was the puppet's name again? I am unclear on this matter.
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If it wasn't for Danny I'd still be a jerk. Thanks for making me cool Danny. 😎👍
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2:39 if you listen closely there’s another ‘I’m danny’
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Danny didn’t say anything about research chemicals...you can still be on the danny team if you take designer drugs, he just doesn’t hang out with “nerds” who take pedestrian drugs like crack or beer.
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I mean, he’s actually a very talented ventriloquist. Too bad his song and puppet are creepy AF.
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THE KING IS BACK
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Vent: "Some folks drink whiskey, and then they get nauseous..." D-D-Danny: "Before you dink whisky you gotta de cautious" Vent: "How about cigarettes, are they alright?" D-D-Danny: "If you wanna cawf your drains out all day and night" Gold.
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I really teared up when he said "I'm danny"
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It ain't easy being white... It ain't easy being black...
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Denny's swaying really makes it.
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Given Dabney's raspy, world-weary voice, it sounds like he is talking about the dangers of drugs and alcohol from long personal experience.
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1:06 Whoa! They were able to get Hitler for this video?
