ScooterMagruder ROASTED by Tom Grossi after Packers beat Cowboys

Published 2024-01-18

All Comments (21)
  • @KatarHero72
    Scooter is in denial to the Nth degree. The eternal insanity of being a cowboys fan.
  • @thelonias1814
    Packers having more playoff wins in AT&T stadium than the Cowboys is an insane stat. How embarrassing.
  • @roshango125ab
    The absolute cope from scooter to go from "we are going to the Super Bowl" to "we are in a better situation than the rest of you. As long as we don't play the Packers and the 49ers we are the best in the NFC" Boy the goal post just took a flight from Dallas to London with that one
  • @whos1st
    Speaking as a recovering drug addict and alcoholic - I’ve never seen THIS ^ level of denial.
  • @Bwkjam
    Tree “actually we’re in the same situation” cut deep.
  • @roshango125ab
    See, here's your problem, Scooter. You keep setting your expectations to Superbowl even though this team has been shouting at you for your entire life "IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY GAMES WE WIN IN THE REGULAR SEASON! WE WILL ABSOLUTELY LET YOU DOWN!!!!" But you keep ignoring the red flags and are always shocked when it blows up in your face
  • @shillebrand00
    Scooter: "As long as we don't play teams we can't beat, we will win."
  • @joester4251
    4:27 tree casually putting up broncos score where cowboys lost to teddy bridgewater while scooter was ranting was PRICELESS and sent me 💀
  • The year is 2069. Scoot makes his way to the retirement home dining hall and takes his place at the Clickbait Sports table. As the nurse brings him his bowl of oatmeal, he speaks a single phrase, confident as ever. “If the Dallas Cowboys just make a few key changes, we will finally bring home another Lombardi!” Scoot has uttered this phrase every January for the past 70 years.
  • @DirtbagDennis
    Super Bowls since Dallas last won one. Broncos: 3 Packers: 2 Steelers: 2 Giants: 2 Everyone on clickbait has won multiple superbowls since Dallas last won one, and to boot they havent even made an NFC championship game. The gall on this man to talk shit about everyone elses team and to try to play off the losses to Green Bay as a "curse" is just ridiculous. The delusion of a Cowboys fan is an affliction I wouldn't even wish on a Bears fan.
  • @trp2863
    You know the cowboys probably would've won if they had teddy bridgewater
  • @drewdog16
    “As long as we don’t play the Packers or the 49ers we have a shot.” So what you’re saying Scooter is that the Cowboys have no shot of a Super Bowl, you’ve played one of those 2 teams the last three years 😂
  • @Pouncingpuma7
    "As long as we dont play the Packers or 49ers, we can win the NFC." Yes I agree, the Cowboys can definitely win the NFC if they only play bad-average teams without elite QB play. Its just what they've been doing all year, padding their win loss and mostly winning by blowouts against teams with inferior rosters, not building resilience by battling with other contenders on the road or in close games. Combine that with arrogance and hype, you get their worst performance of the year at the most important time.
  • My goodness… the delusion is strong with this one. How do cowboys fans never learn…
  • @WaySheGoes12
    Perna just scrolling through the Broncos-Cowboys game while Scooter is ranting may be the funniest thing ever😂😂😂
  • @Voodooray007
    We all owe the NFL an apology, without the addition of the 7th seed we don't get the Cowboys being humiliated as a 2 seed in the Wildcard round. 😏
  • I love how each of them has their role in the group. Scooter's the guy who has to make bold claims and explosive rants, Grossi's the smug smartass who fuels Scooter's fire, Tree's the editor who makes corrections when he sees them, Five's the guy nobody respects as a joke, and Brandon's the "host" who subtly "interviews" everyone without offering opinions of his own
  • @DadsCanCook86
    Classic cowboy fan “were close” every year 😂
  • @jamesage24
    As long as Dallas doesn't have to play the 49ers, Packers, Eagles, Lions, Seahawks, Rams, Saints, and Bucs, they can win the NFC.