Is Heaven a Paradox?
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Published 2021-03-19
Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways, sometimes that means you, the victim of a brutal murder, get to pal around with the person responsible for your early demise for ALL eternity, as long as said murderer accepts Jesus as their personal Lord and Savior minutes before their own death, Praise be! đđŒThere is a plan for you! Yippy!
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All Comments (21)
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Heaven needs a dark mode
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This feels like a family guy cutaway.
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love how heaven is being depicted as an empty white void
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Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, you're really going hard.
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âHey Jesus isnât that the man that whipped you?â âDonât worry he became a Christian.â
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Dude, I'd personally rather go to hell myself because you can just gather some obsidian and make a portal to escape but there is no escape from heaven.
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that jingle is gonna be stuck in my head for eternity
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I see, so this is the moist cr1tical everyone's been talking about
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Jesus finnally remembered his YouTube password
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When are we going to see my mommy? Jesus: âYeah... um, sorry... yeah... noâ
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Boom atheists, this is proof he exists.
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I always thought that heaven would be personalized. It's hard to imagine a general space that would be perfect for everybody. That's just me though.
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Honestly, I get the repentance thing. I think if the person actually completely and truthfully changes on the inside for the better, I guess you could argue they deserve their fair shake. But Iâve never gotten how the hell youâre supposed to enjoy eternity while the guy who âsavedâ you tortures your loved ones forever. Seems kinda sus Jesus.
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I have long prayed for your return my lord. Thank you for blessing us with your holy presence.
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I'm sending this to my highly religious friends
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Why is this so goddamn accurate to how I envision heaven
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I always thought about this lol. Heaven seems like it doesn't make sense
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"Susie, your mom might've been a good person but she didn't believ in me, so she has to spend and eternity suffering. However, that man did everything in life wrong that can be done wrong, but he was sorry so he gets to spend eternity in the happiest place in existence" This is what I gathered from this video
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"Suzy, I've told you already, your mommy is in Hell!" I'm getting a sense of realism, here. Anyone else feeling the same? EDIT: 1K likes??? Thank you so much!
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Absolute banger. Thank you, Jesus H. Christ.
