TF2: How to do fat scout rush [FUN/ Epic WIN]

TEAM FORTRESS 2 LIVE NEWS

- Shotguns nerfed due to being too OP
- Experts debate gun control
- Obesity "Still a problem in our society"

I wish teamwork like this was on every server.

The first time I've ever seen teamwork on tf2

According to all known laws of pootis nation, there is no way that a hoovy should be able to run. His legs are too small to get its fat big body off the spawn. The hoovy, of course, runs anyways. Because hoovys don't care what tryhards think is important.

Ah, here we have the very obese but cleaver species, the Obesus Carpo or commonly know as the Fat Scout. These creatures are very commonly seen on pl_hightower due to the layout of the map, but there have also been sightings of them on pl_upward, cp_steel and cp_badwater to name a few.

These marvellous creatures tend to commonly work as a team as they make sure that they're close to one another and not get lost as if one is lost it can dramatically hinder their progress of catching prey and mating with other Fat Scouts. The unfortunate lost Fat Scouts will always try to look for their team or another team as they travel around the world finding their families which explains their global sightings. When it does find his group or another group he is commonly accepted into the pack but on very rare occasions, if the other team of Fat Scouts don't accept, then he is shot in the face with one of the Fat Scouts shotgun.

When they try to cap an objective like most commonly a Payload Cart, they'll make sure that they dedicate their life to that objective and at the end of it all, the cart explodes in a dazzling and violent light as everyone who was next to the cart is now turned to ash.

This has been another episode of TF Wildlife!

(#LateOnceAgain)

Piss

would be funnier with a spy disguising as a heavy there

This is just so beautiful

The music, the hoovies, the everything

Looks like scouts ate too much sandviches

Darkrai.









Fucking thumbnail makes me laugh 4 minutes straight.

Scout = Skinny Heavy

It's...it's a miracle !
It's...it's an australian chrismas bloody miracle !

Welcome to TF2

I like how the BLU team is randomly sending pyros, demoknights and rocket jumper soldiers into the group of heavies one at a time, with not a single level 3 sentry engineer to stop them! In all a wonderful clip of the Russian steamroller at work! :)

10000 shotgun shells are wasted in the making of this frag clip.

Im surpised the elevator for the bomb did not collaps

Russian Army army raiding German Facility (1942 Colourized)

So... Scout is just a fat Heavy?

So that explains all the rule 34 between Scout and Heavy...

Ewww....

FOR ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING "OMG 1:37 FNaF SONG!"

It is actually a classical song, and no, it wasn't based off of that FNaF song. It's a song called "Les Toreadors". Get yo' facts straight people!

So... Many.... Fat.... Scouts.

"What has my music done?" -Georges Bizet