We Took An UNHINGED Road Trip

Charlie is out here explaining his routine in such detail it makes the guy from American Psycho look vague

Charlie's rant: - Before stream he gets worried about the thought of being hungry, so like a squirrel, he finds little barries and nuts and granola bars to consume so he will be fed. - During stream he will have a bowl of trail mix or some sort of snack to consume - He will buy entire boxes of quest-chips, he sorts them by flavour - He consumes, roughly, 32 yogurts a week - He consumes, roughly, a pound and a half of ground chicken per day, - Small hungry: yogurt - Big hungry: pound of ground chicken - Small hungry, but already had 3 yogurts: has a handful of nuts - If the nuts dont work: "post-yogurt-pre-chicken-gathering" he will scavenge for berries or nuts - Every time he is at the gas station, he will buy a packet of 2 salted hard boiled eggs - If he is sad, he will get a breakfast sandwich and (1/2 the time) get the eggs - Every second Wednesday, after therapy, get a muffin and the eggs - MUST BE GREEK YOUGURT - Yogurt no more than three times a day because one day you had too many yogurts and you kept doing it and your mom said you had to stop - Post workout (once a week) is treat time - usually asiago bagel, egg, bell pepper, ham, chipotle mayo, and cheddar cheese. - this can be substituted for a muffin or a breakfast sandwich - sometimes is substituted for a new restaurant - After 9 - 10, you have entered the breakfast sphere/ you're hungry but need to go to bed sphere - If it is past 11 or 12 pm, he can justify having another yogurt, as it is now the next day, hover it might take him longer to sleep, because his tummy will hurt - There is a wide range in the breakfast sphere; ex. eggs, turkey bacon, or fun little fruits and breakfast bites - How he makes eggs; - scramble with spinach and cheese, maybe in a wrap with some meat or other ways to make it interesting, - or alternatively, fried with thyme or garlic pepper, never salt, great to pair with turkey bacon and finished off with a yogurt

49:22 "Would you like to know my daily supplement routine?" "Do we? I mean we already have three paragraphs-" STEP ONE

The video starting with ranboo and charlie making noises at each other is such a strong start

charlie's routine monologue is just the opening 10 minutes of american psycho but before they cut it down into 10 minutes he's the only person who can say "fruity fruity freshness" with a straight face and not be completely ironic

I love listening to Charlie describe the most neurodivergent diet I have ever heard

The lore implications of Chunk Slimgo’s mom is so complex, Mathew pathew needs to rise from his content creation grave and make a video on this

if i had a coin for every time i've heard charlie slimecicle talk about gas station eggs while he and the people he's with slowly lose their marbles, i'd have two coins, which isn't a lot but it is weird that it's happened twice.

Charlie's routine is wierdly specific, and I'm concerned of how specific he goes with his routine, like, it's too specific

“‘I spy with my little eye something purple.’ ‘Is it your skin condition?’ ‘Dude.. it was my shirt… I told you not to bring that up’”. I literally laughed so hard I choked on my own spit

Chulk explaining his routine and saying "would you like to more?" feels like a tutorial npc and I love it

Hearing Charlie describe his entire routine for like 20 minutes completely disassociated me from the idea he's a 'normal guy', he's not normal. He was never normal, he's gooey & slimey & gunky & covered in yogurt, eat 50 egg

My three favorite activities: Pissing your engine Running over friends Turning into sludge by unyielding machinery Some of my best memories on road-trips have involved turning to sludge!

charlie’s routine is so specific that it reminds me of my own autism. like dude you’re beating me at my own game

Charlie rant starts around 41:00 - 56:00 Just to look back on and show my friends that even the crazy guy making funny videos has his life more put together than us

Ranboo: [uses an... Unorthodox form of coolant] Slimesickle: "Ohhh, dude that's awful, why would you do that By Yourself .

Everyone's talking about the overly specific routine, but no one's talking about how unironically good Charlie's freestyling was, and I will not stand for it

i have never seen a video have “no views” before and i can only assume it’s not because the video is seconds old and instead because it’s the worst thing i’m ever going to watch in my life! cant wait!! thank you, slmccl :3

50 EGGS 400 PROTEIN IT WILL BE ENOUGH IF STILL HUNGRY TRY YOGURT

I love Slmccl explaining his routine for so long that the earth makes a complete orbit and the aliens come to visit is incredible. They forgot the game even existed