Alpha Betas is Disappointing | F!

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Published 2024-04-27
Jack must save his girlfriend from the clutches of his purple-hoodied self. And to do that, he has to review the first (and maybe only) season of Alpha Beta's.

Chapters:
Cold Open - 00:00
CH1: New Game + - 01:01
CH2: This Is Alpha Team - 04:18
CH3: Spunc - 11:57
CH4: DLC - 24:24
CH5: Conclusion - 26:14
Outro - 27:32

Title & Thumbnail Art by:
Ion

Video Footage Provided by:
3BlackDot, BushHouse
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Adult Swim

Music and Sound Effects Provided by:
Epidemic Sound

End Credits Music:
"Leave No Space" by August Bust

S2|E8

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All Comments (21)
  • @SatalineMedia
    A few things I want to add onto this video: 1. The bonus folder (including the uncensored version of the episode, outtakes, and the original and highlighted script for the episode) is now on the Sataline Patreon for $2! The artwork for Film! To Watch W/ Me and SataLIVE cost an arm and a leg respectively, so if you like what we make and want to chip in, you might as well get some goodies for it! (www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-folder-to-103499470?ut… 2. For those who aren't aware (which would be fair considering I left out a line where I mention this), I LOVE Vanoss and the crew's videos. And I mean that genuinely, see the first video I made on Alpha Betas. This video doesn't come from a place of malice towards any of the creators by any means, hell I respect the hell out of them for taking the risks they did. Sadly, I personally wasn't a fan of what the result was, but I was passionate about how I felt about the show to where I wanted to make the video I did. Still, if any fans of any of the creators think I've just made it to shit on some YouTubers, that's not it, I respect the guys (even Chris and David) way too much. 3. Thank you for all the support on this video! This is easily the fastest growing video on the channel so far, and for a topic that I didn't think many people would tune into no less! And thanks for all the kind messages. I can’t put into words how much I appreciate it. Okay, that’s enough reading for now. New Film! To Watch With Me in a few weeks if everything goes according to plan. See ya later. -Jack
  • @randomdude9630
    as a fan of the youtubers in the show, the show did not feel like something they would make excluding the pilot
  • @iondefinitely
    This show is like Ctrl+Alt+Del if it was written and directed by Dan Harmon with all the annoying parts amped up to, like, 100
  • @twoDie4
    I was fucking shooked when he mentioned Garden Warfare, I thought people forgot about those masterpieces.
  • @teddyriggs1305
    They should've just simplified the Premise to just a Bunch of Gamers Game Testing Prototype Games to find some Bugs or Gameplay Issues Hell there's a Manga right now who did the Premise even better called Kono Sekai wa Fukanzen Sugiru or Quality Assurance in Another World which is SAO but the MCs are on a Bethesda Game like it is both hilarious af and downright horrifying as hell when it comes to finding and encountering bugs not to mention other players that abuses the game's systems.
  • @one-upfilmz6649
    Honestly the show really did felt underwhelming. I like how the alien prisoner in the pilot is actually important and connected to the finale since the alien is the wife of the main villain, but the rest just felt nothing honestly. They could've execute the show better and maybe make the show more episodic and could've added more video games in the episodes and maybe add other cool video game references as well. And definitely make the finale a lot better, give it more build up and suspense and put more risk and have more stakes and put more work into the animation as well. And maybe have 10 episodes of the show to expand it to give it more story and build up. But yea, the show is alright just not memorable or something to get tok excited or invested in
  • @teasteel4900
    honestly for a SMOL channel with 423 subs, the video is pretty high effort
  • @WoofInationXP
    I LOOK AWAY FOR FIVE MINUTES AND HE HAS A BEARD, WHAT THE FUCK
  • The pilot was so good then the show just threw out all the plot setup
  • @Krullest
    18:40 why did i just realise the pokemon unkowns on the gateway?
  • @sharkbyte1565
    honestly my main problem with alpha betas is that past the pilot it feel like its trying WAAAAAAY too hard to be funny non of the jokes feel natural at all and everything feels way too forced the jokes feel like it was written by a middle schooler if im honest also the episodes past the pilot felt like a final season and not a first season which is a major problem
  • @LogiBearStudios
    Omg this is so well made wth?! Honestly, GG man!! Also uh Who's idea was it to name a show "Alpha Betas"??
  • I mean, let's be honest, did anyone actually expect it to be good?
  • @FixableGull
    ngl the team 6 was better then all of alpha betas
  • @AlAl-bk5ei
    I like the Vanoss crew, but one of my problems with the show is that it is the Vanoss crew, but animated Close your eyes and you just hear their normal voices and in the show it gets to the point where it might as well be them since it aligns with their type of humor and how they interact (jokingly or not) Even if you ignore the video game controllers create energy holes, I watch it and think this is just them animated so why make different characters for them?