Even More Weird Deaths

The more I watch you, the more I think your secretly Dougdoug, the glasses are your disguise.

Here in the UK we had a children’s comedy show called ‘Horrible Histories’ In which there was an ongoing mini show called‘Stupid Deaths’ It was a talent show style thing with the judges being just two skeletons and Death himself. The whole show was about various historical figures and the stupid ways that they died. All this is a really long way of saying, Thank you Huggbees for bringing these incredibly dumb way’s people died to even more people.

I have an amazing weird death. It's 1908; there is a formal meeting involving the Kaiser and the highest-ranking officials of the German Empire. Suddenly, infantry general, Dietrich von Hülsen-Haeseler bursts into the room... He is wearing a pink tutu… He proceeds to do a ballet dance, involving "pirouettes, jumps, capers and flirtatious kisses" in front of the Kaiser and all the cabinet members and military leaders in attendance. Upon the dance's completion, von Hülsen-Haeseler immediately had a heart attack and died. This is even funnier when you find out that there were already accusations of homosexuality against the German leadership. That's right, this happened just as they were recovering from an array of scandals. It was actually von Hülsen-Haeseler, who was responsible for covering up the scandals. It's theorized that the dance was either a joke about how ridiculous the idea of him and the cabinet being gay was or it was part of a mental breakdown from the pressure and guilt of hiding his own homosexuality. We don't know because he literally walked in, did an amazing dance, and left the mortal plane with no explanation.

I had two team members, one with the last name York and the other with the last name Lancaster. I constantly played them against each other to see if I could reignite the War of the Roses. No dice, I just ended up with some HR complaints filed against me.

I like how you mention old obscure Yu-Gi-Oh references instead of just straight-up mentioning the much more popular and well-known fact Game of Thrones was directly based off of the War of the Roses

In my Astronomy class the professor told us Tycho was in the presence of the king who was regaling the crowd with a tale, and you simply did not leave the kings presence without permission, and you certainly aren't going to interrupt the king to ask permission. Which is why he couldn't leave to take a piss.

That “I solemnly swear I’m up to no good” joke is so accurate it’s sad

Moliere's death is actually even funnier. He had spent his life making fun of doctors, so when people tried to get a doctor for him before he died to try and revive him, no doctor would treat him. They all refused because none of them wanted to treat the man who ridiculed him. Also, last rites were SUPER important. If you didn't get your last rites, you couldn't go to heaven. So they tried to get him his last rites before he passed away. But as fate would have it, Moliere ALSO spent his lifetime making fun of priests. So no priest would give him his last rites. The fourth priest they went to said fine, but it was too late. Ah well I guess lol

As a proud student of Sam O’Nella academy, I was already aware of the mass hysteria.

I was waiting for you to mention Tycho Brahe. Definitely one of the stupidest deaths. How did he actually hold his piss for that long? How did he not like jostle his bladder accidentally and end up pissing his pants? The chef who was whining about the seafood had been planning that banquet for weeks and hadn’t slept for days because he was so busy. The seafood likely wasn’t coming and he’d have to tell the king and deal with his wrath. Dude had a legitimate reason to be stressed. I read this story before.

I remember hearing about Tycho Brahe and his sidekick in history class. I had asked my teacher if his "clairvoyant dwarf" were ever wanted for a crime, would he be a small medium at large?

We are gonna get to a point where people can trace their ancestors back to these individuals. Imagine having an ancestor who died in say, idk, a massive poopy juice incident

I think another funny French one is when one of Moliere's contemporaries Lully got so angry during his students' musical trainings that he slammed his director's cane into the floor, but he didn't hit the floor, instead he went through the front of his foot. He was offered amputation but refused, dying a gangrenous death

I'm often worried about dying of laughter, but I feel safe while watching your channel. Thank you!

The molten lead story reminds me of two things: one, that that dude was a fucking badass, and two that different humans can be both insanely lucky and durable, or insanely unlucky and frail. Like there was some lady whose parachute failed and she survived a freefall from a plane to the ground, but there are also people who have died from infected papercuts

33:18 I know huggbees himself probably won't see this but this whole talk actually made me feel so, so much better. my boyfriend of four years left me, we planned our future together and before work I'd clean his house make his bed and feed him and then I'd go to work. I did alot for this man for him to randomly leave me for another woman. I've been devasted, spending my days in bed and crying a ton. I considered taking my leftover painkillers from a surgery and letting go but if a 94 year old man can swallow lead and keep fighting then my problems are so small and I can keep kicking too.

You can't imagine the joy and confusion I felt when you said "someone who died from partying" and I thought "Oh I BET he'll talk about Tycho Brahe" and then got disappointed when you sais it's the Dancing Crew just for a few minutes later you ACTUALLY talk about Tycho Brahe. Needless to say we're patiently waiting for a Tycho Brahe video

That roast near the end hit hard, but it did unironically did motivate me to go do that workout I was putting off. Thanks hugglebees!

Hope this doesn't get demonetized, you genuinely have some of the highest quality videos on the site. I'm not just saying that because I am uncontrollably attracted to you, but because it's true. Keep up the good work.

Tycho also invited his pet moose to a party, and the guests got it so drunk it fell down the stairs and died. He also had a little person employed as a jester to make skits at parties, and his name was Jeppe the Dwarf.