Flirting Fun With Psychopaths!

Smokee is 100% the main character with the amount of people in love with them that don’t even bother to learn their name lol

Smokee naming all of the people who flirted with her after science elements is absolutely amazing to me 💀💀

I love the elemental naming theme for these people. Sodium + Chlorine = salt, and Chlorine is toxic. Thallium is VERY toxic and can be lethal even in small quantities. As a chemistry nerd I am way too happy about this.

This weird flirt happened during middle school: So me and my research partner were researching praying mantises and we all know that the female praying mantis bites the male's head off after that. So I was talking about it and writing down until... "I'm gonna bite your head off," I didn't know what to do so I said "Thanks," and continued on. God I just missed a relationship.

I genuinely hope Thallium is in prison somewhere for that stunt- and I wish you luck in your future dating endeavors

Smokee got so much rizz, she even attracts psychopaths.

1:10 i agree. Touching anyone’s pillows is certain to make them rethink their life.

She thinks saying “no sorry I don’t wanna date” is mean but “get your nasty head off my pillow” is not and that’s hilarious to me she’s the funniest EVER

I think that we can all agree that we want more of these awesome, bigger videos!

This is the literally most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. The way that she voice acts her characters in different voices, the way that it’s a longer video… AMAZING

I can relate to the middle-school experience of someone telling you their friend likes you. I am currently in middle-school and I'm openly out as aro-ace on the side of the spectrum where I onlh love people platonicly (only reason why people think me and my friend aren't dating) and as a joke random people I've talked to once or twice for school reasons come up to me and tell me their friend likes me, I say something like "no thanks" or "I'm not interested" and continue my day, but this is a DAILY thing and some people from other grades who are friends of friends of friends have started doing this and it sucks. Also quick side note: my school is very accepting to the lgbtqia+ community as we are in an accepting area, like half the students are lgbtqia+, and we have a program for lgbtqia+ students to chill out. I'm just the only aro-ace person there and I came out this year so kids want to play around to see my reactions to stuff.

4:03 A YANDERE HAS APPEARED! MAKE YOUR MOVE…AWAYYYY

Thallium deadass went psycho yandere in the span of like 3 minutes 💀💀💀

I guess you could say that those moments of bad flirting were fairly "periodic" 😂

One tine I had an online friend, whom I didn't like too much in retrospect as he was very pushy and beggy (begging me for digital things in a video game, nothing serious) Several years after we lost contact he randomly hit me up again out of the blue and begged me to be his gf even after I told him I was taken, just begged like a toddler asking for candy. Fun times.

It's always the height of my day when smokeebee uploads

The most psychopathic flirt I recieved... and it worked and led to my favourate ex was "Why are you damn cute? I'm either going to kiss you cause you're cute or punch you so you look like sh**" She punched me... right in the eye. And just to note, she was a rough biker tomboy so that punch had weight in it. Then she freaked out and said "Oh f***... I gave him brain damage" after I said "why did that feel hot" and she left. I just lay there on the floor thinking "Why am I suddenly more attracted to her... f it I'm gonna ask her out" and asked her out the next day. Got her attention by winking at her with my black eye. Edit: Just to add we knew eachother on a 1st name basis at this point, and were friends for 2 months. I met her when I fell over in a stupid way which she found hilarious, and we just bonded into friends like after an hour of talking... still miss her

something similar happened to me once. I was hanging out with some friends once and one of my friends brought some of his other friends who i had never met before. we were messing around in an old, creepy looking house we found in a local park nearby my city. long story short, one of my friends other friends started acting a little weird and began to play with three pocket knives he had collected and one of MY friends kicked him off his feet and stole his knives because he was trying to f'king stab him and me. (I also want to note that the friend who stole those knives and saved me is now my boyfriend so, yay me!)

1:58 u know, that happened to me too, my friend whom I've known for like 2 years was like what if we fake dated to annoy this other guy we both hated but still hang out with him, said yes, and it never fails to make me laugh at how funny being in a call with both of em is. At least he asks for permission in private before doing a bold move. It's still funny

My jaw actuly dropped with the last story thank god their was another person to help you