Ep.22 Self aware dog. #ninjasarebutterflies #podcast #comedy #sundaycool

They taught the dog to speak and it immediately had an existential crisis 💀

goes to mirror “I’m not a f**king bunny”

Dog looks in mirror “You said I was a baby” 😭

Like koko the gorilla. She learned sign language and learned more than a thousand words. She was monitered and supervised by a female biologist. They became best friend. One day she told the biologist that she wanted to be a mom. All of her previous baby where captured or dead. So she gave her a small kitten. Her mother instinct was phenomenal. RIP KOKO Koko was self-aware to !!!!!

Self awareness is the biggest challenge that any living being can face. It allows us to ponder questions that can't be answered.

Guy becomes more human and immediately becomes depressed

The dog broke through the iron curtain and realized it was a soul reincarnated as a dog

Those buttons got started by a lady who was an expert in child language development who realized dogs were at the phase right before actually speaking. She knew it was because their mouth doesn’t let them make those sounds, so she did the buttons and found the dogs could learn to speak that way.

Imagine living life then outta nowhere your a self aware dog

imagine you’re half-awake at 3 AM and you hear “help me”

Imagine your dog stands up like a human and says “nobody’s going to believe you” then goes on all fours again and acts like nothing ever happened

Can confirm, the dog they are talking about is named Bunny and she is extremely intelligent. She even uses the buttons to describe her nightmares when she wakes up. The dog 100% understands English and she will invent ways to use the word buttons she has available to describe what she means with the buttons she has available to her. Like when she was describing why her dream made her upset and said she saw a monster but used the button “stranger” and “animal” because she didn’t have the word for monster or anything similar. Bunny is a very interesting case.

"What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." 😱💀

When you go from "Woof" to "Who am I?", and now you chase the meaning of life instead of your tail, thats the greatest tragedy of all.

They need to tell Bunny that she is a beautiful animal and anything is better than paying bills😂

She got reincarnated and was remembering who she was.

Bunny had anxiety before the buttons, that’s actually why they were introduced in the first place. She’s always been this way lol

And there's the husky with "TREATS" and "B*TCH" button 😂

Dogs are so much more intelligent than people think. They analyze us and learn to understand functionalities of a human system and society without anyone needing to tell them. I had a shepherd from puppy to she died of age, in those 12 years I barely ever trained her, she was loyal and well behaved to the bone. I told her things a few times and she would get it. It was so effortless to do anything with her, that I would almost forget she was my dog and not the other way around. I could stroll around in peak traffic hours in a city and watch a video with headphones, completely emerged in it. She would stopped me if it was a red light and she would always seek eye contact with the drivers before crossing to make sure the drivers saw us. And she wasn´t trained to do any of that. She just understood traffic safety and that humans control the vehicle without anyone teaching her that. She understood humans so well, she would follow me everywhere and she learned how to interact in with humans in our way. Considering how difficult that is even for humans, dogs are damn good at adapting and learning! She would also teach other dogs to do the same so. Later I walked around with 12 shepherds, and people would think I am some type of dog genie. While it was really just my one loyal dog who was the pack leader and the rest just naturally followed. Dog training on easy mode.

Ok it settled... Im not teaching my dog those buttons ever. Hes my happy boy and I want it to stay that way