This Infinite Tear Item Is HILARIOUS

MY PLUSHIE'S TIME HAS ALMOST COME IT'S ALMOST DONE FOR HIM U GOTTA GET HIM NOW OR NEVER OH NO HE'S GONNA EXPLOD- www.makeship.com/products/the-legendary-lazymatt-p… Thanks for 300k gamers... u guys are so gamer... sniff

"I just got pseudo 20/20, I've never seen that before" Bookworm transformation:

missing out on a 2 item crawl space reroll with mr me in the shop and backpack is a mattman moment

14:50 > says "always check your sac rooms" > never checks sac rooms on earlier floors > infinite mattman moment comment generator > profit

“Domain expansion, infinite luck” -Lazy Mattman

In case you didn’t understand Matt’s explanation about the splitting glitch: basically, every individual time Matt presses the shoot button a tear is shot out (like normal Isaac) but with 7 others around it, which is how the item achieves 8 shots. With low tear rate, by the time your next shot comes out all your previous tears have disappeared. However, when you shoot with tears still left on the screen, every single remaining tear is treated as your shot and seven more shots are added around them which scales exponentially. This is why when he got mom’s eye, every time the shot behind him procked, (how do you spell that?) seven tears were added for the additional shot which also ended up in front of him, creating a 20/20 effect.

“Yo whatt up gamaaa” - lazymatman

Yknow technically data miner is an infinite tear item cause it can make your tears go negative which rolls it back over to the highest possible tear rate. So basically i think mattman should start with data miner

14:23 dark judas with mom's eye makes it seem like he's looking diagonally

mattman forgetting to feed me in his basement is truly a mattman moment

truly a 300k mattman moment

Almond Milk + Rock Bottom + Octoshot. That would be CRAZYYYYYY.

i cant believe tammy died of radiation poisoning

Mattman should have a camera pointing at his hairline

1:49 adhd editor realized that the shot timers so poor that i didn't want to watch matt wait and speak between each shot.

14:36 "I just got pseudo 20/20 I've never seen that before" Bookworm:

24:40 Mattman edging is a mattman moment

mattman forgetting to reroll the treasure room in the cathedral after saying reroll moment is such a mattman moment

Day 67 of telling mattman to play bertran

24:33 is the beginning of my favorite mattman moment of all time. Having already discussed the repercussions of picking up more items to snagging cricket's body. Your pleads falling off into the predicted lag..the beauty of the synergy to follow and your reaction/ edit all bring me unparalleled joy :)