should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) | Perfect Person Ep. 85

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miles who thE FUCK is Busine

The busine story is SO funny I cannot omg 😂

Meanwhile at the try guys office, Keith is eating Miles sandwich

Busine on the pod when?

I saw the thumbnail with Sarah and I just clicked. Didn't read the title. Didn't care. I saw Sarah and knew it would be gold....

every week around valentines day EXCEPT valentines day is a valentines ep huh

The “there’s a perfect person out there for him and it’s not me” is soooo real 😭 but that’s what makes you perfect. Being able to talk about these things.

I truly don't think you could have partnered with a more perfect person, Miles. Sarah is so fucking funny. Good vibes every time she's on the pod

Sarah- “we’re gonna look so stupid” Miles- “we ARE so stupid” ❤️

Miles I listened this morning on Spotify and simply had to come over to leave a comment about flushing. Not flushing is good for the environment but not in the way you might expect. You're right that water flows through the water cycle so it's not like we're depleting it necessarily, but you're also right we can only consume fresh treated water. That water treatment process (yes at sewage treatment centers!) is extremely energy intensive. So the positive environmental impact is actually about saving energy, not water!!

Honestly Miles, I am in love with your wife 😂 She's truly a treasure and I relate so hard to the Busine story that I think I owe my husband an apology 😂😂😂

OH. MY. GOD!!! My husband and I have a Busine story!!!! When we first moved in together, finances were a touchy subject. He was constantly concerned we were spending too much money, we weren't. One day he was looking at recent transactions and he ran to me FUMING about a $203.67 charge for something he said was called "Pa-gahn-yay". He asked what it was and why I spent so much without him knowing. He showed me the transaction and it was written out as Pgne. I looked at him and just started cracking up! He was getting more upset, so I quickly gathered myself and told him "That is the short hand that the electric company uses, it's meant to stand for PG&E. He then started laughing with me and now, 10 years later, we still call it Pa-gahn-yay 😂

was NOT expecting cockatiel to say she’d be heartbroken if her roommate got a girlfriend. homie, you just gotta go for it!

“Don’t you use that Socratic method with me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I once had a connection with a Podiatrist” is so funny that I’ll be thinking about it for weeks at least

I’m doing a watershed internship rn and have been trying to understand this stuff so here’s my explanation: You’re both right in a way. When flushed, water goes to a treatment facility to remove things that could be harmful then it’s put back into your waterways, which are often where your toilet and tap water are sourced. So the water does get cycled like Miles said, but to Sarah’s point, it takes energy to clean the poopoo peepee water so we can use it again. So we should be reasonably conservative with it

Every time Miles said "candid conversation" during the second story my brain just echoed "CANDID CONVERSATION" in the voice from the intro of Candid Competition 😂😂

“staying up all night on my phone eating chocolates til i’m sick” is too relatable

I love how at the beginning of the episode Sarah is like “do you wish I had a pixie cut and knew how to craft?” And miles said no and then at the end Miles asks “do you wish I drummed?” And Sarah didn’t reassure him AT ALL! 😂