The Worst Pokémon To Have In Real Life

Drifloon wouldn't be great, you'd be dealing with it bringing home kidnapped children all the time. Probably the authorities too.

You forgot the part where if Magikarp did somehow manage to evolve then you'd have to deal with a Gyrados. Which is a big fucking problem.

Keeping Goomy in a dark, damp environment is literally how you take care of any snail, but yeah, I wouldn’t wanna worry about the little guy getting lonely or drying out either.

I always thought they abandoned their rockruff because it evolved and was no longer "cute" (Lycanroc is cute and I will die on that hill) which would be a cruel reference to things that happen in real life.

The problem with Magikarp is that one wrong move, and you’ve got an angry Gyrados in your house.

I think one of the worst Pokémon to have as a pet would be Shuppet. It feeds off of negative emotions so if you aren’t depressed all the time it’ll die from starvation.

Gardevoir. Imagine the world ending because your gardevoir saw you getting mugged

I would say Snorlax. Can you imagine trying to feed that thing? That’s probably the equivalent of a mortgage payment.

Imagine if there was a poor little Eevee chained up like a junkyard dog can you imagine the mutation.....

Wouldn't evolving Rockruff into Lycanroc curb its aggression, since it does get more aggressive as it gets closer to evolution, and once it evolves, its not that much bigger than a Great Dane, only concern is that it shows affection by rubbing you with the mane of rock around its neck

We're ignoring the fact that Hattrem literally beats the shit out of people with bad vibes. Had a bad day at work? Well, better avoid going home to your pet Hattrem, or your day will get worse

Psyduck would be just awful when you forget to feed him he would just give you a headache

Espurr is worth it. Something about that blank lifeless stare, just adorable

I choose Arceus so I could break the very fabric of reality if I wanted to

Worst pet would probably be Dialga, and not just from power. Every waking moment will be “Dormamu I’ve come to bargain” As of Pokémon I would want, it would be Mew. It’s my favorite Pokémon, and I think that it would actually be a good pet even if it can learn every TM. It seems quite friendly and able to control its power, making it safe to be around!

I’d choose Slowpoke. He’s a very cute lazy boy who’s basically just a couch potato who won’t need much care. If he gets mad, he won’t remember what he’s mad about. Also his tail naturally falls off for free food that’s apparently tasty!

In the case of gloomy, there are many reptile species that need constant moisture, so there are tools to keep a cage moist. You can also use hides to offer the Pokémon shade, as well as putting some moss in the cage too to make it feel more at home like a damp forest or swamp.

Goomy is subjectively the best pokémon to have. not only is it adorable and calm, it’s not considered a strong pokémon. thus, it cannot do much damage to you. in the XY anime, there was a scene where the goomy dried out. but after that, it had learned rain dance. thus, it can hydrate itself. in humid environments, especially around tropics where it rains often. i don’t care what you say rogue i will keep my goomy you cannot stop me i love him and you cannot take him away from me i love goomy stay away from my boy

I think the biggest issue with Magikarp, besides the risk of it becoming a Gyarados, is how the species is known for jumping ridiculously high with either Splash or Bounce. You are gonna be lucky if all it does is crack your ceiling and knock itself out.

Honorable mention to Deino. It can't see, so it just bites everything. At least it isn't a picky eater