Milton Jones' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us
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Published 2024-01-08
00:00 - Health (Series 8, Episode 1)
01:04 - Family (Series 9, Episode 1)
02:52 - Travel (Series 10, Episode 1)
04:19 - Entertainment (Series 10, Episode 4)
05:37 - Food (Series 10, Episode 5)
07:04 - Careers (Series 10, Episode 10)
08:44 - Relatives (Series 11, Episode 2)
09:58 - Nationality (Series 11, Episode 4)
11:24 - Employment (Series 11, Episode 5)
12:55 - Family (Series 11, Episode 8)
14:29 - Entertainment (Series 14, Episode 2)
15:48 - Work (Series 14, Episode 5)
17:17 - Medicine (Series 14, Episode 7)
18:29 - Transport (Series 14, Episode 11)
19:56 - Music (Series 15, Episode 3)
21:18 - Jobs (Series 15, Episode 6)
23:04 - Shopping (Series 15, Episode 7)
24:40 - Transport (Series 15, Episode 10)
25:53 - Safety (Series 16, Episode 7)
27:30 - School (Series 16, Episode 11)
28:54 - Transport (Series 17, Episode 2)
30:10 - History (Series 17, Episode 4)
31:41 - Travel (Series 17, Episode 8)
32:57 - Parenthood (Series 18, Episode 4)
34:31 - Shopping (Series 18, Episode 6)
35:38 - Communication (Series 18, Episode 10)
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All Comments (21)
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A great comedian who can do comedy without crude language!
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I think his “my other grandfather” routine is one of his best 😂
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There's amusing, there's funny, there's hilarious and then, several thousand feet above all of that is Milton Jones. Genius.
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I can enjoy hearing the same jokes from Milton at least as many times as his number of grandfathers.
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Imagine getting your first opportunity to do the standup challenge and your opponent is Milton Jones...
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I think his PE teacher bit had a hidden joke. He says, "being a PE teacher," then proceeds to grunt like an A PE.
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"Downhill very quickly" is one of the cleverest things I've ever heard.
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Saw Milton at a comedy club around 10 years ago, and this joke cracked me up... After 9 days of walking to Torquay with my 7 year old nephew I suddenly realised that what he really wanted for his birthday was a walkie-talkie
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One of his best jokes for me is the one where he took his wife to an orchard for her birthday only to find out what she really wanted was an apple watch
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I like that the other comedians seem to relax a bit and just enjoy the heck out of Milton; he's like a treat for them 😊 🎉
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A comedy genius. He makes it look so easy.
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The master of the dry left field gag. When I saw him in Glasgow, he apologised that he had not had time to change because he had only just arrived from the train station. He was wearing a magician's cloak and a turban with a large ostrich feather.
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ive seen some of his open stand-up, and he weaves his one liners into a full blown story. milton is a brilliant comic!!
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I don't think any of his jokes will ever beat the absolute gem he did in one of the 'Scenes We'd Like to See': "This dish is so simple anyone can make it. You can't, Beatrice. Sorry, you can't beat rice!" Classic.
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The topic is safety….brilliant! 😂 I’m in the U.S. and never heard of Milton Jones before. He has the face of Al Bundy and the wit of Robin Williams. Absolutely genius!
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Love his deadpan delivery. The king of dad jokes
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He has you laughing before telling the first joke, and the laughter doesn't stop! 😂
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i love how he makes Ed Gamble both panic & break in the prat fall for "safety"
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I first saw Milton at the comedy store like 30 years ago - he did that lard downhill joke and I’ve never forgotten it. One of the most amazing jokes I’ve ever heard even now.
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What a funny guy. I've never seen him before. Probably because I'm blind.
