Cuban Coffee Almost Killed Me | Gabriel Iglesias

Fluffy: "So Martin and I..." Me: "Oh, this is going to be great."

"-a bowl of Cuban coffee" As someone who drinks espresso like it's water, this still terrifies me as a concept.

I once had half a shot glass of Cuban coffee after having a great night's sleep... I nearly vibrated out of my skin at work. Finished 3 days of workload in 5 hours.

"Que tu quiere?!!?" "...I forgot.👀 " Me. 🤣🤣👌👌

All good stories begin with "Martin and I..." and we'd be like, oh shit here we go. Lol

Im a truck driver and I delivered in South Miami once. While waiting to unload the guy asked if I'd like some coffee. I said sure. He brought me a tiny cup of Cuban coffee and I was like Gabriel, "WTF is this?" I drank it and said thanks. 5 minutes later I got the shakes. By the time I left there I was wired for sound. I drove from South Miami to New Orleans, Louisiana before i came down off that stuff. Holy Shit!!!

As an italian I find it satisfying to hear spanish. I mean, spanish and italian aren't the same, but since they're pretty similar we can still manage to understand each other (unless someone talks fast). It gives you this thing like "oh yeah I can understand this language without studying it, I'm big brain"

5:00 - Same EXACT thing happened to my father on his first trip to Rio. They'd gotten bumped to first class so the service was... well, to be expected. They brought out these tiny cups ("shot glasses", never heard it said better) and tipped them about HALF full. My dad was like; "What's this?" "Coffee." "Really? Then can I get an actual cup of coffee?" With a disdainful look at the two sip in his plate. "Okay, sir." Attendant wasn't about to refuse anyone in first class, but was clearly dubious. She withdrew and returned with a standard six ounce coffee mug (actual porcelain! on a plane!) and then filled it up with the same stuff that she had poured into the shot glass. Let's just say: My dad came back to the US with a fucking stevedore packed full of brazillian coffee...

When they drink that coffee, they dont swim across, they frickin run on top of the water

"why is he yelling" this cracked me up. I remember I had a friend over in highschool. We were hanging out in the living room, my mom and her friend who was also Cuban, were hanging out in the kitchen. My friend got progressively quieter and eventually got the courage to ask me why they were fighting. I burst out laughing and had to explain that Cubans are loud and they were just having a regular conversation.

I met you after a horrible injury. You offered me tickets but I already had some. You took pictures with ma and my son. Marten took them to you and you autographed them. You made my son's day. Thank you.

As a Cuban person I will tell you NEVER DRINK CUBAN COFFEE BIGGER THAN A SHOT

"I'm not a -ito, I'm a -ande." Jajaja!!!

"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim." Audience: *nervous laughter and applause*

I can just imagine back at the hotel, Martin walks in on him writing all over the walls. Martin: What are you doing?! Fluffy: WrItInG jOkEs BrO!

"You call a Cuban anything but Cuban, you get stabbed." Can confirm. It happened to my brother once.

As a Puerto Rican and Cuban I can vouch for what he says That coffee is basically liquid crack And fluffy just overdosed

Someone posted this on another version of this video and it's so true: "Cuban coffee is the reason crystal meth never took off in Florida."

As a Cuban, I can confirm that everything he said about us, and our coffee, was true.

Had a similar experience TODAY. Drove down to Florida to visit a friend, whom I haven't seen since covid breakout. It took roughly 10 hours of driving to get down there and I was exhausted. When we met up, we visited a restaurant that gave me a glass of cuban coffee. I'm like, gimme a bigger cup. Waiter took away the glass without saying anything and brought me a styrofoam cup of coffee. I took 1 large sip of the stuff and I stayed awake for the past 12 hours. Haven't taken a second sip since. Gonna save it for the drive back home.