Food Theory: Goldfish Crackers Lore Exists... and It’s HORRIFYING!
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Published 2023-07-29
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Goldfish Crackers are the snack that smiles back! But why did NO ONE stop to question why these crackers smile?! Are they really happy or is it actually a sinister smile? Well, Loyal Theorists, we dove into the Goldfish Crackers LORE to discover everything you need to know about the crackers, and you’re not going to like what we found out!
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All Comments (21)
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If we’re talking about food commercials, Cinnamon Toast Crunch always creeped me out. THEY LITERALLY EAT EACH OTHER!! Finn’s bad, but at least he doesn’t go that far (yet)
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"i love fishes cuz theyre so suspicious" is now my favourite MatPat quote
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The “is that Irish?” “No it’s cheddar” part got me so good man, they know how to make me laugh
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MatPat is the only one who can turn an innocent little girl snaking on Goldfish into a soul-devouring monster.
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MatPat is living embodiment of having a late night thought and letting it take over 😆
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The worst part is they are probably smiling back because their faces are frozen in the last emotion they felt before being betrayed by their friends
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“Goldfish trafficking” never thought I’d hear that in my lifetime 💀
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3:05 got me on the floor dying of laughter 💀💀
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MatPat has never sounded more like an actual crazy conspiracy theorist and I love it. Edit: Thx so much for all the likes. It really amazes me on how you all are so nice!
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i’m actually so happy that someone else realized!!! i’ve grown up seeing goldfish commercials and always thought they were weird. i brought it up to my family and it turned into an inside joke, but look who’s laughing now
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8:47 Finn has an arm
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“ the snack that fights back “ is my way of saying I want goldfish
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Appreciate all the love in the comments!! Can’t believe Matpat is going down this rabbit hole too 🤣 shoutout to Alec Comes to making the first goldfish deep dive and Choopo made a great one as well. The four of us combined will get to the bottom of this…. I don’t know what this is but
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3:10 This reference was so unexpected I’M A MESS RN💀💀
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Funny that Matpat says “Toy Story this is not” when the credits of Toy Story 2 is a blooper reel showing that the Toy Story cast are also actors.
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I love how MatPat was talking about this dark lore and was just like "But, hey! That's just a theory; A food theory!" He does it every food lore episode and it just cracks me up T-T
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Thanks to Athena P for being one of the first to discuss the GCU on YouTube.
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MatPat-"WE PUT THE CRACK IN CRACKERS" that line is honestly to good 🤣
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Food theory episode idea. Do Miracle berries work on even the most sour foods? And more importantly, could they be the missing ingredient to your spicy food antidote? They are surprisingly effective.
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Me: wanting to watch a food theory video so that I can stretch my deducing brain and learn some science before I go to sleep VS MatPat: prepping my brain for gold fish nightmares
