The most unhinged 7th Heaven episodes
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Published 2023-06-10
Episode List, in order of the recaps
S1 E13 “America’s Most Wanted” Mary steals a glass
S3 E8 “No Sex, Some Drugs, and a Little Rock n’ Roll” Mary takes energy boosters
S2 E7 “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” Karen is a local gang member
S4 E10 “Who Nose?” Simon gets caught up with paint huffers at school
S1 E10 “Last Call For Aunt Julie” Aunt Julie the alcoholic comes to visit
S4 E7 “Sin” Simon is caught using the middle finger at school
S2 E5 “Says Who?” Lucy tries to catch a bulimic girl
S2 E4 “Who Knew?” Mom admits to smoking pot
S2 E20 “Like a Harlot” Matt asks the school harlot to the prom
S2 E12 “Rush To Judgment” Lou has been hiding a secret autistic son
S5 E9 “Tunes” Norton slaps Lucy’s butt and Simon wears baggy pants
S2 E19 “Time to Leave the Nest” Simon brings a homeless girl home to keep as a pet
S3 E5 “And a Nice Chianti” Matt’s car is stolen by a pregnant teen carjacker
S6 E10 “Consideration” Simon is involved in a slow speed car chase
All Comments (21)
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Reminder the Pastor Dad in real life was an actual guy you would NEVER want near your kiddos.
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“ aren’t you a predator” “ didn’t you touch kids” “I think someone needs to take a look at your hard-drive”😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ending with the Beverly Mitchell cameo/therapy session was absolutely amazingly hilarious!!! Love that she's a good sport about all this!!😂😂😂
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“This family is so lame… even the dog’s a snitch” 😂😂
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The way that they forced that alcoholic aunt to be shut up in a room to detox is literally so dangerous. There are certain substances that you really need to be careful detoxing from, if you are a serious addict.
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The shots he’s taking at Stephen Collins every chance he gets kills me. I love it 🤣 “Shouldn’t you be in jail?”, 🤣☠️
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When the mom bangs her chest at the white thugs and says “wanna piece of this?” That moment has lived rent free in my head ever since I saw it over 20 years ago 😅
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“Lucy’s playing checkers but Shelby’s definitely playing chess” 😂😂😂
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The way “I’ve been huffing, you dumb virgin” has been living nonstop at the forefront of my mind 💀
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I love that the actress at the end has such a good sense of humor about it.
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- Dad, can I wear baggy pants? - NO! - Dad, I found a homeless girl in the street. Can I keep IT as a pet? - Sure!
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The constant jabs at the dads real-life criminal record are so good. Then Simon says "Someone should check your hard drive" 🤣
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I grew up in a religious household and my sister always watched 7th Heaven. I will never forget the mom smokes weed episode, I laughed so hard
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This family reminds of someone I knew who kept telling his son he risked his entire future by skipping a class ONCE to go to a movie with friends. Six months later the dad was still going on about it. I wanted to say, “you’ve never had to deal with an actual real problem, have you?”
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“You’re not a bad person, you’re just poor” 😂
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Props to the mom for teaching Simon that the bird is far too basic of an insult
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it was very amusing how half of the children actors left the show more and less permanently and story just shrugs it off, replacing them with foster children and sons-in-law. Dude, your daughter has left your family so hard that she left your universe, you're not in the position to give family advices.
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Christian media is so hillariously out of touch with reality, its supposed to be serious and moralistic and just comes out so ridiculous you cant help but laugh
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The fact this show blamed so many things (alcoholism, drugs...) on being poor, it's hysterical. Like, "girl, stop being poor and your life will get better". LMAO
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the dad suddenly working at the police department 😂 those pastors got more jobs than Barbie!
