ARCEUS vs MEW! Who REALLY Made What? | Gnoggin - Pokemon Timeline / Pokemon Lore / Pokemon Origins

Lockstin: "The Pokemon company likes to sidestep thi..." Palkia and Dialga: Ight, we gonna head out

"If not by reproduction, how could Mew originate every single Pokemon?" Oh, silly one, by mewtosis.

"Regigas made Regice, Regirock, and Registeel" Regidrago and Regilectric: But did you make us?

Arceus: Go forth my creations, and become diverse! Mew: I wanna become an ice cream Arceus: Wut. Other mew: lmao cool ima become G E A R Arceus: No, stop- Yet another mew: KEY TIME

This is quality advertising. My god. "Give us the money for a price of a shirt, and you'll get a shirt for free." You know what, I'm buying a shirt for that.

That one Mew: "Aw yeah it's Shuckle time."

I always kind of felt Arceus made mew with the intention of allowing it to co-create Pokemon. Mew is in tune with nature, or at least some places like the Lucario movie where it has a symbiotic relationship with the tree rock thing, so mew became a creater of form while Arceus was giver of power. Arceus is all types, but mew can shape shift, so mew decides the best physical attributes to fit into a niche in a biome, Arceus grants it it's typing. Mating is just the format used to pass into Pokemon so they can populate on their own to some extent

Origin Theory: Arceus is an ultra beast. His egg came from another dimension.

"Do you have money?" "Do you want to not have the money?" Not suspicious

I've always thought that the reason Manaphy's eggs hatch into Phione is because the eggs are created at surface level. In order to get another Manaphy the egg would have to be conceived and develop in the deep sea, just like the one Manaphy egg we actually see that washes ashore and is found by a pokemon ranger. This would explain why Phione is basically just a stunted Manaphy in appearance, stats, and movepool. Its growth is stunted because the egg started off in a vastly different environment. Kinda like how there are reptiles that hatch as male or female depending on the temperature the eggs are kept at.

Arceus when assigning purpose: Dialga, You will maintain time. Palkia, You will maintain space. Giratina, You will serve as an example to those who defy my divine will. Mew: What about me father? Arceus: Your purpose is to bone until all but 1 of you is dead.

0:26 Can we get a moment of silence please for Palkia.

I think the real question is: Where did the Humans come from?

Re-evolution in a nutshell “Hey man I really like how this turned out let’s go back to that”

Palkia was like “This is too confusing; imma head out”

What if Eevee was one of the first Mew evolutions since it has such an "irregular" DNA structure that changes like ditto does

arcues: exists dialga: literally rips apart time itself palkia: literally destroys reality acreus: yo, yall do what you do giratina: keeps space and time gods in balance and check arcues: gtfo my universe

There was an episode in Pokémon where Lugia had a baby

Nobody: Me (after 7:41): You can tell a "Mew Derivative" by it being a tiny, adorable baby.

Either Mew has an unstable Genome that constantly evolves to fit the "learning new moves every generation" or his power is somehow tied to human conciousness. 🤔 So, everytime a human identifies a new pokemon, he just mutates. Which would explain why he has the dna (and can learn the moves) of even newly created or aritificial pokemon like Porygon. 🤔