Trump Compares Himself to Jesus, Jimmy’s Shock After Japan Trip & Billy Crystal Pranks Cousin Micki

I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.

Cousin Mikki is like a whole room full of golden retriever puppies, totally sweet and adorable. The world needs more of her.

I've been to Japan many times and it's a country that has changed your outlook on life in a good way.

I just went to Japan too and I COMPLETELY AGREE. lol best bathrooms ever.

Cousin Micki is a treasure.

The Billy Crystal bit was the BEST!😅

Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it. Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late. In short...Love Japan!

Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.

OMG Cousin Nicki is the sweetest person in the world. She is absolutely adorable. That bit was hilarious too.

I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.

Japan is not only very clean , people are very courteous, friendly, and down to earth .

As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.

The bit with Cousin Nikki was absolutely hilarious. She is such a sweetheart. Great video, as always.

Cousin Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing...priceless.

True story about Japan. So clean and organized there.

Japan is beautiful and the people are so polite and courteous ! I adore TOKYO ! Every western teen should go there

This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊

Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.

Japan is amazing. People are considerate and respectful. Very clean. The trains can get you anywhere. Super cheap and convenient.

I have lived in Japan for 28 years. I love it!