In a Zombie apocalypse...

“I wanna live without worrying for survival each day” - leaves front door unlocked (pre-apocalypse)

Zombie apocalypse doesn’t really hit until the internet is out

I’m reminded of a dream I had in a zombie apocalypse where after I managed to escape a group of zombies I forced myself to wake up just like, “This had better be a dream because I do not want to live this life.”

I literally just told my daughter the Zombie Apocalypse seemed like too much effort, so I would just lay down and die verse trying to survive. then 5 minutes later she shared this video. I am now laughing to death instead.

"There are zombies everywhere" "So what this a Zombie apocalypse or something?" Bruh, what else could it be.

The fact that Caleb took the time to have this philosophical talk with himself just to end it with “ I just think it would be cool if we fought zombies” is so breathtaking

I love how this lists all the good points on why you wouldn't really want a zombie apocalypse. Like yeah, what if you run out of toilet paper, clean water, home-cooked meals, internet, lights, etc. Like, there's so many things you'd lose. And if it's running zombies, you ain't standing a chance.

I think this would be interesting to add, but while I was playing the Walking Dead, my dad, having served in the military, told me that the unsanitary situation alone for the characters suck. He said that people imagine themselves there with only mild discomfort, but if you actually experience in real life it's just a chaotic, humid, sticky, hungry, thirsty mess, with flies just crawling and flying around you, and he added that the blood stains as well kind of just doubles it. It's no where near to what you can imagine until you experience it for yourself.

"I'm sayin' that the current situation is completely undesirable no matter how much effort you put into it." Life has never been summarized so accurately in one sentence before.

People in movies: “I gotta survive like a badass” Reality:

“We have to fight in a zombie apocalypse!” “So we have to work to survive everyday?” “Yeah, basically.” “So nothing’s changed?”

Plot twist: at 0:30 he was actually trying to sleep because he knows zombies burn during the day. He also knows that his plant defense and lawnmowers will protect him

People who played any zombie based game: It’s like, I was made for this

Caleb: "I just want to fight zombies" Everyone: say less

"A life where my aspirations and daily goals are to survive the day is not the life for me." Bro casually drops the rawest quote when a zombie apocalypse starts

"So you're saying that ALL of our country's defences couldn't survive the outbreak, but you think just the two of us is enough to fight through the hordes of zombies?"

"There's a Zombie apocalypse outside" Caleb: "Guess I'll die"

you forgot the part where they call the zombies LITERALLY EVERYTHING except zombies

Two things I learned from near death experiences and life changing events were 1) it's privilege that makes you think most things aren't worth surviving and 2) you'll be shocked at what you're willing to suffer through to stay alive

Bro this is EXACTLY how I would be in a zombie apocalypse