Dorkly - Mario The Problem with Warp Whistles
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Published 2020-05-18
All Comments (21)
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“There’s not even a toilet in here.”
Are we saying bowser’s castle needs...plumbing? -
This is why Bowser always gets invited to go-karts with everyone else, y’know.
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Bowser: "Oh you're one of those..."
Me: "Is that like a personal attack or something?" -
Bowser is the homie in this animation
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“You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.”
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Bowser ready to build Mario 8 new worlds can't build peach a toilet. I think we know who bowser really loves
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meanwhile, in another reality
Bowser: "how'd you get here so fast?!"
Mario: "Imma-a every level completion speedrunnar."
Browser: ".....Oh. I thought you used a warp whistle."
Mario: "I woulda NEVER use thata abomination!"
Browser: "Phew. I was fearing the worst." -
Bowser has a awesome british/English accent.
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This has a special place in my heart, as it was my first exposure to british bowser.
Sucks it keeps getting taken down. -
This... is actually pretty heart-wrenching for Dorkly/College Humor. I actually felt bad for Mario; he didn't realize he was skipping out on all the fun until it was too late. :'(
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Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination
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::Mario feels bad about using whistles in Mario 3::
::Uses Star Road in Super Mario World::
::Abuses countless glitches in Mario 64::
Bowser: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!! -
This is the most wholesome dorky bets ever, I love this
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What. a. TWIST! bowser actually made mario regret skippin the levels and helped him enjoy the game more, that's a very nice ending
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British Bowser is such a gem
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This is too wholesome.
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Bowser's Fury should've been a story about how he's disappointed with Mario speedrunners.
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After all these years, "there's not even a toilet in here" still sounds hilarious. The anxious delivery is spot on!
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Browses lines sound like something Ricky Gervais would say
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