Crumbl Cookies - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 4
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Published 2023-12-28
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All Comments (21)
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imagine everything you love about your grandmas cookies. now imagine a cookie with none of those qualities. that’s a crumbl cookie
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I work at crumbl and this is too funny for me. Yes, we make the dough every morning so it is always fresh. The amount of times people got mad that we didn’t sell the catering ones was overwhelming and we couldn’t do anything. Literally all the cookies are FILLED with sugar😭
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I somehow only now realized how on point Matteo's imitation of Nick is in all of those standup videos 🤣
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The devastating accuracy of "they don't give a shit if you stay or leave" and "made with hatred."
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I hope by summer Nicks shirts neck line will be so low that we will be able to see his belly button. Definitely making cookies today.
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I could listen to these two read can labels 😂
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I want too thank both of you for the laugh you give me. I’m going through the hardest thing in my life right now. I’m so lost. But you two bring some light to my day.
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Side note: if you get more than 1 cookie, put it in the freezer. When you get the munchies, put it in the air fryer that Nick already bought anyways. No, the oven is too big and my apartment is already on fire.
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As a former Crumbl employee, I got really excited to see how you would roast them, haha. I’m verbally responding “I know right! It’s ridiculous!” as if I’m in the conversation with yall!
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i hate that y'all settled on only 15 minutes 🥺 WE NEED MORE!
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I made this username in 2006 yall... my moment has come.
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"Add more salt in the cookie itself, because it is too sweet." 😂 Groundbreaking idea: Instead of adding more salt, they could reduce the amount of #sugar.
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One of the prerequisites to work at a crumbl is you have to display a phobia of helping customers and being a good employee
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I live in SLC Utah. Crumbl started here. They are in several active lawsuits against some poor small mom&pop bakeries and cookie shops because they're claiming that these little businesses "stole their recipes". Literally putting other people out of business for also using butter and chocolate chips. A**holes.
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Fun fact: it's typically the flour that causes illness when eating raw cookie dough ... not the eggs.
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OMG, missed opportunity to trash Utah's cookie war! It was so stupid! Crumbl, Dirty Dough, and Crave suing each other for recipe stealing... None of them are the same but it was just this massively stupid pissing contest over a freaking sugar cookie recipe and none of them are all that. They're just stupidly overpriced and none are any better than sugar cookies from a supermarket.
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Can we PLEASE get a list of Nick’s skincare routine items?✨😁
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it's frikkin $5 per cookie!?! You can get a whole Patti LaBelle sweet potato pie for $5!!!
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Can’t exactly put my finger on it, but something about Crumbl doesn’t sit right…it’s this weird combo of American consumerism with all the rotating flavors and diabetic coma inducing amounts of sugar. Plus 4 cookies is 16 dollars wtf
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I don’t know what kind of oatmeal cookies they be having, but nothing can top a homemade granny’s oatmeal cookie.