Everything Wrong With Jumper In 17 Minutes Or Less
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Published 2018-10-06
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Here's a movie that basically defines "wasted potential." So much cool sh*t, so many sins.
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All Comments (21)
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Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!
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Why would he jump to Egypt? He hates sand.
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0:11 +2 sins for that scene because, 1. He hates sand 2. He never has the high ground
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Jumper had real potential. If it had a better script it would have been amazing.
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"Let me tell you about my day so far..." "No." I know CinemaSins commits several sins on its own, but let me take one off; this was hilarious.
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I'd be worried about accidently teleporting inside somebody.
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Wasted chance to have "I don't like sand, it's course rough irritating, and it gets everywhere." As an outtake
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How about, "If you know the Paladins have a machine that can keep open a jump-scar and use it to travel to your last position - and it takes a few minutes for the machine to create that wormhole - why don't you just get in the habit if jumping straight up a few hundred feet first, and then to your target, if you fear someone is tracking you"? Do that once and the Paladins will lose a machine and a team, and never use the useless thing again.
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"Someone's got some explaining to do if their frequent jumping point is a kittie pool" LMFAO I died
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This and Chronicle will always be on my list of “Movie super powers I wish I could have”
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"caught by Samuel L. Jackson for the xXx program that trains Jedi in the ways of The Avengers." is my new favorite CinemaSins line
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Missed the big sin that David’s powers supposedly appeared out of the blue when he was five and then inexplicably didn’t reoccur until he was 15
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This is my favorite movie from a time where "children with supernatural powers are being hunted by the Government" books were being made... no one's original, Maximum Ride was cool.
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This movie is one of my guilty pleasures and I don't know why. Also at one point griffin said that paladins have been hunting jumpers since medieval times, but how? Like, wtf. What the hell did dudes with swords and arrows even do against people who can fucking teleport? "He's one of them! Ready your bows and take aim men! Steady, ai-, curses he vanished. Now what?"
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I feel like most people would instantly leap to bank theft
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0:10 He finally has the high ground :D
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I forgot exactly how the movie put it, but to jump somewhere they need to have been there and think about the place. This is also why they have pictures of the areas, so they can remember the place better.
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Mace windu comes back from the dead to get revenge on anakin skywalker for turning to the dark side
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Well if i had teleporting powers I would also abuse the hell out of it. Just teleportation form my bed to my fridge to my computer chair.
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"This is apparently another Jumper who just got caught by Samuel L. Jackson for the xXx Program that trains Jedi in the ways of the Avengers..." LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
