I need scissors! 61!

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Published 2009-12-29
It's the AI Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2 in one of his most famous lines in the entire game. I just wanted to upload it for kicks.

All Comments (21)
  • @EruIluvatar
    Actually I'm in a really bad shape financially.
  • @BKay121
    I happen to need some scissors. Would anyone kindly 61?
  • @remsensor
    To be fair I think the colonel makes a valid point. Could you imagine an artistic rendering of a famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the turning fork  doing a raw blink on Hari-Kari Rock? That's some Salvidor Dali level shit right there. And 61 pairs of scissors makes sense. I hate losing and looking for scissors and I believe 61 pairs is the ideal amount to have so that you never look for some again.
  • @YanArchmage
    I saw a "therapy" session with the voice actors, and the voice of the Colonel kept shouting that he needed scissors! 61! It was great.
  • I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
  • @balrog0444
    Campell was always the AI in the mission. Rose was real, at first, but after the point where she told Raiden she was pregnant the AI pretended to be her.
  • @benniauskrems
    i shouldn't have watched this before going to sleep
  • @jp3813
    "And also... I Am the Walrus!"
  • @Comkill117
    Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go, I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?
  • @RinMariiiii
    Raiden, close the web browser right now.
  • @DIGAUbrawl
    *Walks into Best Buy* Clerk: Excuse me,sir. Are you looking for something specific? Colonel: I need scissors! Clerk: Scissors? Ok, we`ve got it right here. Which size do you want? Colonel: 61!
  • @over9000ftwbaby
    Colonel Campbel: I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in Flapjaw Space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari-Kari Rock. I need scissors! 61! Raiden: *Pokerface*
  • @99Lezard99
    this part of mgs2 was so cool. there i thought "yes this was made by kojima"
  • @pepsidude8919
    This is one of my favorite quotes from the A.I. Colonel in MGS2 and MGS2 is also one of my most favorite games ever in the Metal Gear video game series too!
  • @Subbsism
    You're right, civilians (more specifically, male junkies and otaku's) will sometimes say "I need scissors! 61!" or "Are you an otaku too?"