Smartphone Abridged ONE-SHOT!!!
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Published 2023-08-18
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CAST (By order of appearance)
Coffinjockey: Toya
@Coffinjockey
MrBuddyVA: God, Liam
twitter.com/MrBuddyVA
Jeff Abridges: Mike
KaniDay: Elze
@kaniday9438
twitter.com/KaniDayOfficial
xbubblemounkyx: Linze
@xbubblemunkyx
Grimmjack69: Gregg, Lizard Wizard, additional voices
@grimmjack
YamatoSFX: Thomas
@YamatoSFX
Seigi: Yae
@SeigiVA
Sushi: Chi-Chi
@ChichiAi
Duke Ortlinde: Eagle8Burger
@eagle8burgerVA
Mom0ki: Ellen aka Mother Daughter
@caitlinmyers
Stormsage13: additional voices
@StormSage13
Hayabusa449: additional voices
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Dathromin: additional voices
@Dathromin
ElusiveVA: additional voices
@elusiveva6902
TheDastails: additional voices
@TheDastails
CREW
Editors: CharlestonVA, Redbeast13, MrBuddyVA, YamatoSFX
Writers: Coffinjockey, YamatoSFX, MrBuddyVA
VFX: YamatoSFX
Sound Mixing: MyToasterIsMoist
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All Comments (21)
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God accidentally killing the guy who cures cancer is gold.
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Honestly the soft revelation that our protagonist somehow isn’t the worst person in this universe was hilarious
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“So sushi is your wife?! I thought she was your daughter!” “She can do both” “N-No! That’s the worst answer” I’m actually dying lmfao 🤣
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A tea addict, a random woman, a man who fails upwards, and a cowboy trapped in a samurai girls body. Truly an adventure
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Hearing Kirito as a 2 bit thug in a different abridge is too much
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I really like this idea of a protagonist who is a horrible person yet at the same time is still genuinely horrified by all the deviants he meets.
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I like how SWE had to edit the title like a month later and specify that its a one shot because people kept asking if theres gonna be more Smartphone abridged
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"Sushi is your wife?! I thought she was your daughter" "She can do both"
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I like how, even in the afterlife, people are still upset that modern smartphones don't have headphone jacks.
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"She can do both" "That is the WORST answer!" is pure gold.
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So my working theory on this is that 'girl's are a skill now' is basically like what's happening in SAOA with the charisma stat. Muffin is essentially the low level opponent, so Touya's words basically have an addictive effect on her. Anything he says or suggests is basically the best thing ever for her, which is why she became immediately addicted to tea at his suggestion and then demands his praise like a junkie.
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Taking a character who was weirdly chill with his whole predicament and making him super manipulative and vindictive, was comedy genius.
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The characters actually have personalities. Clearly they have completely ignored the source material.
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''YOUR WIFE, I thought sushi was your daughter''. ''She can do both''. I LOST IT AT THIS POINT
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I love how at first Toya seemed kind and polite when in reality he's a selfish and sadistic psychopath.
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At first I had my suspicions, but at the end, after seeing the palace on fire? Yeah, this is definitely Asuna's brother.
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Can’t believe no one’s ever thought to give the overpowered Iskeai protagonist a God complex before. Brilliant.
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I like the three act structure of Toya; - Gaining control - Flexing control - Abruptly losing control of the situation
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"Don't you kiss phone Satan in front of me!" Really caught me off guard there. Thanks SWE.
