Restroom Spacing Etiquette | Don McMillan Comedy
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Published 2024-05-07
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What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you ā you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Masterās Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the worldās first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on āStar Searchā. Donās been seen on āThe Tonight Showā, āHBOā, and the āComedy Centralā. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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All Comments (21)
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4th guy walks in, and pretends he is just there to wash his hands, until someone leaves.
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Fourth guy has to wait since there are no remaining urinals.
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The 4th guy would go into one of the stalls pretending to have to poop standing.
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I did this analysis back in high school. Sometimes it's easier to just use a stall.
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In a public restroom, I would look on the floor first and prefer the place with least mess which is not already taken.
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They've done the urinal question in a study with chairs in waiting rooms.
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He forgot Urinal-2, which forces guy#3 to always be adjacent to one of the previous 2. Itās quite devious. plus itās further from U-3, without being U-5.
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"Move over a little bit, Sparky" š
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Finally, a PowerPoint presentation that doesn't put me to sleep!
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As for this problem, there was a Flash game online in which each level is a different urinal situation. Good times.
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I just make sure there's at least a one-urinal buffer between me and the person already there UNLESS it's after a movie showing at the theater. In that case, I'm going to pee wherever is closest to the door. My bladder is not as strong as it was when I was younger.
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Love your original jokes! "Too close"... "I'm weird"... "at age 90". Don't know how you come up with it, but I find it's brilliant. And your matter-of-fact presentation makes it all come together.
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1 or 3. Not 4 for obvious reasons, and not 2 because that would create a situation in which if a third person needed to use a urinal, their only choices would all be next to someone.
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to make comedy out of situation like these is pure genius
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The worst place to go would be the second spot because it would leave no legit space for a third guy
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This is why I almost always wait for a stall.
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taking care of my 100y old great aunt and her husband 95y, and you Sir nailed it 100% āšš
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"There's a message there, I'm not sure what it is." As the old saying goes: once a man, twice a child.
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The cycle of life, you come back to where you started lolš š.
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Thereās the odd occasion when you gotta whiz so bad that you just donāt care. āLet āem copeā, you think to yourself.
