Woke Jesus
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Published 2024-05-06
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All Comments (21)
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Only half of Americans realize this is a satire.
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This isn't even satire at this point. They genuinely act like this.
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The Mail In Ballot was a stroke of genius
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As a fellow Christian, this isn’t becoming a joke, it’s becoming a reality in society for them to think of Jesus like this..
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To a leftist, this isn’t satire…it’s a documentary!
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If I had a dollar for every gender today , I’d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
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How did the actor who played Jesus not laugh at every single line on this video, raw talent
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Jesus calling someone a femboy is INSANE
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He forgot "Blessed are the Democrats for they will not be prosecuted."
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"And the man went away sad. For he was very white."
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My favorite part was Jesus naming all of the 5,269 “genders” in existence (so far) and the camera kept coming back to him for Part 4 & 5, then part 6, and so on and so forth. Then he said, ” Just keep making them up.” 😂😂
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The actor who plays Jesus deserves an ACADEMY AWARD!! Also the writers ✍️ of course. I can never get tired of watching this…it’s absolute satire at its best! ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
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And they said unto him, "Lord, how many times should we be vaccinated? Seven times?" And he answered them "Nay, but rather seventy times seven."
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You forgot to make him a black woman.
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"You are the light of the world. A city being burned down in a mostly peaceful protest cannot be hidden."
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We need a PART 2!!!
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"My Lord, how can I be saved." "Be less white " 😂💀
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Straight from the queen james bible😏
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Legend has it woke Jesus is still listing off pronouns and genders 2000 years after this was filmed.
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"Do not be afraid, for Lazarus will live again-through this mail-in ballot." I believe!
