The First Guy To Ever Eat An Egg
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Published 2024-02-24
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All Comments (21)
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I love the fact that in the Ryan George-verse, people invented the Internet AND Yelp was founded before anyone ever considered cooking an egg for food. This is canon now.
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Eggs are over easy, barely an inconvenience
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"Is it solid or liquid?" "It's all three." I love those videos.
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“The goop looks like someone sneezed a canned peach” is so accurate I can’t believe I’d never thought of it before, brilliant
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"...like someone sneezed out a canned peach." Possibly the most brilliant simile I have ever encountered.
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I love Ryan George because he's such a reliable source of information.
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"Sprinkle it with little crystals and seeds to make it a little less disgusting" -- totally accurate and totally hilarious.
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I feel like this started with a lucid, reasonable sketch, began to go wildly off the rails, and was just accepted as where this was always supposed to go.
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"I do dabble in dumbatude." Same. 💀
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"Give it to me raw!" "Eat my hot goop!" What a video. Bravo. 🙏
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I'm impressed he got to speak directly with the chef at a restaurant!
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It's a pretty clever food hack for humanity. Feed chickens the bits of plants that you weren't going to eat anyway and they become factories that just generate free food.
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Eating half of the genetic material needed to make a baby chicken is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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"Crystals and Seeds" This dude makes even salt and pepper weird
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Adding "It's worth the whisk" to my daily vocabulary
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A sneezed canned peach is such a good description of what an egg looks like
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"Hot chicken jelly" might have traumatized me for life. However I'm pretty sure I'll have to scream incoherently whenever scrambling eggs for the rest of my life, so at least it's not a total loss.
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Alright. I’ve been a fan for half a decade now. Never been disappointed. That said… this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Bravo, brother.
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Ryan, Mr. Pringle's called. He's wondering if you could return his mustache when you're done borrowing it.
