These Instagram Accounts Are Trying So Hard To Be Spooky

so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.

Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo: "Survival... of... the fittest."

When the mom throws the baby out of the window The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"

Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.

the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.

Baby: * sees man outside * Baby: its mighty morphing time

baby: * sees man walking* ight imma head out.

I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something

“Mr sandman….stole all my sand” This made me laugh to the point of choking on my own saliva

TVs: *shut down * People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan

pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad

The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.

I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.

Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.

“What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?” Hera.

8:50 I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure this story is actually true. The family did try to scrub the faces off of the floor, but it didn’t work. The faces would start to look more and more like an actual face as time went on, and eventually they disappeared. This continued for a while. When they cut the cement out, the face stopped forming, and didn’t disappear, leaving the stain as it was. There’s some more details I’ve forgotten, but it really is an interesting story.

The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”

Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman” Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked

“the devil’s really shy” hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝

6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥