Why Some Cops Become Cops - Kyle Kinane

I met one of those cops! It was the day my dad died. Everyone had left (ambulance, other cops, etc) and one cop was still staying with me. He got me my skateboard and sneakers from inside and I just skated absently up and down the street to make myself feel better while we waited for the funeral home to come pick my dad up. The cop was like "I actually used to skate" and I was like "oh really? Well give it a go" and then he skated, in full uniform, up and down my street. Was the little light for me on a very dark day.

Why do I have a suspicious feeling that that cop's buddies upstairs dared him, like "I'll give you 20 bucks if you just casually walk in on the party downstairs and have a beer with all those kids like it's no big deal." XD

I like this style. That crazy uncle with tons of stories, except he can actually deliver them with a punchline.

"Couches are free...drive around, you can get a couch"😂

This was good. You know you're old when you throw parties for buying furniture.

Why does Kyle look like a fishing boat captain?

and that cop was Michael Kelso .

The walking into the party cop sums up my law enforcement career lol. Most parties I was dispatched to for noise complaints or whatever, I just gave them a heads up their neighbors were upset and they needed to keep it down. Sometimes I'd be comin from a traumatic call and get dispatched to a party complaint and I'd chat for a few with the homeowner. They never knew just how much they were helping me cope with what I had dealt with earlier. The good cops out there appreciate when you stop and ask them how their day is going.

Dude, I was your uber driver along Sunset like a month ago... Man, you rifted on some deep and funny ass questions. the cap gave ypu away, lol

I love listening to him. He's so poetic, more than most comedians.

I really like how thematic this bit was. He starts out by talking about how he's too old to party, peppers in some jokes about kids being too young to drink, the ends with the, "you've been dancing under your own mortality for four hours." I guess the theme is age.

This is the white friend Dave Chappelle talked about, you know the guy who walks up to the cop with a mouth full of weed smoke and asks directions. Then when the cop goes "is that weed?" You know it's illegal?" And he goes "I didn't know that".

I remember the teen panic around cops and pot or beer. My buddy and I were smoking some pot from a small bong by the river. I saw red and blue lights flashing coming down under the bridge. I whipped the bong into the river without even thinking. Then an ambulance rounds the corner and leaves...

"This cop descended from the upstairs balcony" My brain: Cop on cable, drops down, joins party. lol

This entire story had north side Chicago written all over it. 😂😂😂😂😂

This man's comedy has gotten me through so many hard times. You're doing the lord's work Kyle

“A few wild cards runnin’ around...” Excellent.

The coolest cop experience I ever had was my Senior year in High school at my friends graduation party. It was about 30 or 40 of us at my friends house, lots of alcohol & lots of weed. Of course one of the neighbors calls the police & just one officer shows up, he's a young late 20's early 30's looking guy, I'll never forget his name Officer Martinez... He shows up knocks on the door & we're all freaking out trying to stash every bottle liquor & every bag of weed we had in the spot, unfortunately one the kids there was an idiot & left a whole 8th of GDP just sitting on the table in the living room. Officer Martinez walks in with this real serious look on his face with his flashlight on pointing it at everyone's face (even though the lights were on in the house), we're all thinking we're busted. He looks at my friend & says "this your party?" My friend nervously answers "Uh yes sir it is, we're so sorry, we're just having a graduation par.." Officer Martinez cuts him off mid sentence looking down at the table & sees the weed, he picks up opens the bag, smells it, looks around the room with the stern look on his face, then all of the sudden starts nodding his head & just says "Granddaddy Factory Purp huh, NICE!" He puts the bag down & says "you guys enjoy yourselves" with a big grin on his face, then just leaves. It was literally the funniest & most awesome interaction I ever had with a cop.

All customer service jobs involve every customer hates you.

It's a shame this looks like it is from a compilation rather than a full special, because I would gladly go for another full length special from my favorite working comedian.