FRONTPAGEWOO.
Golly this's bin on my PC for a while. I came up with the idea late 2007:
http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/803994
I dragged it up again for the MaxGames contest.
THANK JESUS FOR THE MUSIC AUTHORS. This game is pretty shit without audio. About 75% of it's all downloadable for free on the left o the screen there, all Newgrounds Audio artists. Check out 8bitpeoples.com for the rest, it's a damn treasure trove. Also this is the first time I've made my own sound effects for a game. PRETTY SLICK.
Also hey, be aware that this game'll save your progress. All the money, times and stages you've unlocked will be saved so you can come back to it later. Magic init? I remember back in my day- We didn't even have gradients! And you had to type 58 lines of script just to make a movie stop.
Oh, and I've ran out of money. So if you could all vote five on this one, that'd be grand.
UPDATE: I THINK I FIXED THE MAJOR GLITCH? I'M SO FUCKED RIGHT NOW IT'S 4:40 AM ARRRRG.