Food Theory: The ULTIMATE Food Fight Weapon!

CLEARLY the winner of any Food Fight ever would be a Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut and anyone who disagrees is simply wrong.

The reason why you've never heard of anyone ever being in a food fight, matpat, is because the first rule of food fights is that you do not to talk about food fights

Is no one gonna mention how his food fight team is also each of the people taking over the theory channels? Bro was hinting at it all the way back here

One of the two major things I anticipated when I first went to high school were random musical outbursts & food fights. None of which came true, shutting down my high school fantasies in an instant

I don’t think I’m entirely convinced. No, MatPat should definitely gather Team Theorist for a live field-test. I’d pay to see that.

As soon as MatPat said “our testing” I immediately imagined him and everyone else on the team in the backyard flinging globs of food at each other.

I just realised in the Cold Open, it is all the people who will replace MatPat hosting each channel, lol

Don't forget that one of the most used traits in competitive is Peanut Allergy, one of the best traits on defensive builds giving 20% defense boost with his only counter being peanut-type foods, so it's preferable if you have any of those in your build, I personally prefer peanut-filled sock, good damage, fast attacks, etc. I even made people with said trait so angry that they ragequitted to the point that they never log in again

MY HIGH SCHOOL HAD OCCASIONAL FOOD FIGHTS! They were actually a serious problem. Basically, everyone would be talking, and then suddenly the cafeteria would get dead quiet. There would be an ominous feeling in the air, and then--BAM!--food would go flying everywhere. It was actually quite disgusting and I would always feel horrible for the staff that had to clean it up. Luckily, they figured out a solution: They started playing music throughout lunch. That prevented the room from getting quiet, which actually stopped the food fights from happening!

The most unrealistic thing in the intro is the fact that Matpat wasn’t the one rambling about the lore and science of a very specific thing.

Food theory idea: How can the food in Botw (breath of the wild) and TotK (tears of the kingdom) give you certain abilities like, the Mighty Bananas giving higher attack radishes giving increased vitality. Could they be a sort of GMO? Or is it completely impossible? I’m pretty curious of how even some mushrooms can regenerate stamina or even make you more resistant to damage or the cold/heat. Thanks, Aidan

This takes the hunger games to the next level. Self note: matpat is using synergy

I would like to imagine that MatPat tested this theory by just hurling random food at Oliver and Stephanie during dinner

I can totally picture Matpat walking into a random public school cafeteria and starting a food fight in the name of science

Another thing that could work is those juice ups, Specially grape juice, you could easily throw those to make them explode and grape juice creates some of the worst stains! They’re like grenades due to them being a one use but they can be really effective

The food fight I experienced in middle school was over in about 20 seconds, and by the time I realized what was happening four rows of tables behind me and grabbed an orange to throw, the teachers and security patrolling the cafeteria got to the people who started it and I would have gotten in trouble, too. Also, my high school has vending machines with soda in them, so soda is fine in an MPS high school

the proper way to win a food fight: 1. pick up fencing as a hobby 2. master the sword 3. bring a week old super hard baguette 4. deflect all incoming attacks 5. win

I’ve actually been in a food fight where my team absolutely destroyed the other. We just got a bunch of strawberry milk cartons, opened the top then closed it. We then threw it to the ceiling above where our enemies were and the milk splattered all below onto them. By opening the carton, you make it so the milk is more likely to get poured everywhere, and by closing it again, you avoid it from exploding until it reaches it destination.

I have actually experienced a food fight. On the last day of school I was in the cafeteria, and I saw a carton of milk fly across the room. That must have been the signal, because a full scale, movie style food fight occurred immediately after that

I went to a special needs school. Even if food fights were a thing, it would quickly evolve into an actual fight. With that being said i would've loved to get involved into a food fight, one of the few things i actually regretted bout school life 🙃