Roasting Popular Fast Food Restaurants

I want Huggbees to roast every single Smash Bros. character via emotionally roasting their fans

You roasted these better than any fast food restaurant could possibly hope to roast a chicken

The most ironic thing about Subway is that on top of being able to go to Walmart and easily make the same sandwich for half the price, that subway is usually in that same Walmart at the door.

Hearing Huggbees officially proclaim he's Huggbi caught me so, so off guard.

huggbees is the man to roast the absolute shit out of a child halfway out the womb and feel nothing

Your roast of Burger King is the closest a Whopper has ever come to being served above room temperature

"A man's quest to get into smaller pants" is such comedy gold when relating to Jared Fogle.

The first time I went to Jersey Mike's, the guy making my sandwich asked me, "would you like that Mike's way?" I asked him, "Is Mike gonna eat my sandwich?" He looked genuinely confused and answered, "...No..?" I replied ,"Then I'd like it the way I ordered it." Haven't gone back since.

The inclusion of Wawa is ultimately the best roast as it roasts every other fast food joint for pretty much saying "A gas station has better food than something that SPECIALIZES in food" And that definitely says something

I was not expecting to learn that Colonel Sanders was a megacorp roasting Gigachad but here we are.

10:50 Damn, Colonel Sanders made Gordon Ramsay look like an angry toddler.

I worked at Panda for awhile. Most of their sauces are mainly comprised of sugar. The only thing there that isn't extremely unhealthy is the broccoli beef.

The only thing I'll say in defense of Wendy's marketing is that whatever team manages their social media accounts actually understands zoomer culture, so it comes off more genuine than other companies that tried to insert themselves into that marketing style. They also were the first to do it, which is why I think they "get a pass," and everybody else is considered a poser.

One time I asked a Popeyes employee what the difference between normal mustard and Mardi Gras Mustard was and he basically replied “…it’s willingness to show you t**s” and that sticks to me to this day

Considering the fact fact that roasting McDonalds is not even a punching bag, it’s a speed bag, respect to you for actually going easy, and finding some new ways to roast em

Im so glad he mentioned Wendy’s cringe ass Twitter roasts.

Eventually huggbees will officially roast every single thing until there is nothing left in this universe

As a person who's gotten food poisoning from Burger King the most out of all fast food places in my life I laughed at the Mayonnaise Emporium joke.

As a former trucker, Wawa is the single greatest thing in the universe. When I started working local instead of OTR, and I was finally in my area, and around a bunch of Wawa's instead of the middle of Arizona or Chicagoland I was in heaven. The parking lots were large enough for me to fit the truck and trailer in, whether they had accommodation or not. You can use the bathroom, which was usually cleaner than Amazon's, if the location I was at that night was even open. I could get myself a Monster, any snacks I wanted, and if I wanted something to eat that would be less likely to send me off the NJ-DE bridge from cardiac arrest. It was awesome. Most locations would even let me get a free cup to put nuggets or pretzels or whatever so I could have a snack cup while driving. Auntie Ann's makes the best road snacks, but when that runs out in 15 minutes because you have no self control, Wawa will be there for you every 50 or so miles to keep you fat and happy. And yeah, they're all over the east coast. So as a commercial driver, it's always there. No "damn, my only options are McDonald's or Arby's... again". If I'm on a tight schedule and need to stop at a specific time, planning to stop at a Wawa was perfect. The best part is that other truckers never got hip to the game. I can only guess it's because they're not from the Delmarva and don't think they can get their rigs in there. You can get in just about anywhere if you're willing to take 25+ minutes to do it lol. But those are city driver skills. Long story short though, Wawa is just awesome. I've joined the cult. Royal Farms can take their salty *ss chicken and f*ck off. They won't let me park long enough to go to the bathroom, their food sucks, and they always think you're trying ti steal something... Yeah I'm tryin to steal and then escape in my large, speed limited vehicle, that you just took all of the information off of so you could try and get me ticketed and towed. F*ck that. Wawa for life.

There's something so surgically spot on about Huggbee's thoughts on Culver's that it physically hurts The food is amazing, the selection of food is amazing, their frozen custard is amazing, but GOD they really need to branch out their menu items more; The one notable gimmick they do every fall is their pumpkin pie shake and, from what else I've seen, nothing else Oh yeah, they got rid of their sweet and sour sauce a little while ago and I haven't forgave them for it since Edit: Because this comment somehow got semi-popular I might as well extend my thoughts to a couple of other fast food joints I ate at before. Portillo's isn't necessarily "overrated" per say (At least, I think so compared to In-And-Out and Chikfila), but I assume after Insider Food's video on the cake shake, they pretty much became famous for that rather than a portion of their other foods; The hot dogs are pretty good (There are better Chicago style hot dogs out there, but for a chain restaurant they're pretty good), the onion rings and chicken strips slap hard, and the fries are fine. Quick tip for people wanting to go to Portillo's to eat: I don't recommend getting a burger, last time I had one it was like a flattened a piece of charcoal and put it on a bun with some cheese. Also Dairy Queen's food is good... Depending on the location from what I've heard. It's really isn't bad food, but the only two notable things I'd really recommend people have besides their ice cream is the chicken strip basket dinner (NOT the rotisserie-style chicken bites dinner, the strips are where it's at) and the onions rings, it's downright criminal how good DQ's country gravy is.